Chords for Perfect.

_ _ _ What's going on here?
[N] Avoidance wars.
Each driver is trying to avoid eye contact with the other person.
Do they know each other?
Nope.
Do they want to know each other?
No way.
Do you think we should introduce them?
I think that's a great idea.
_ But I think everyone is scared of what might happen.
I got tired out.
Probably had a big day yesterday and the day before and the day before.
Have you ever had a big day?
My [A#] whole life is big.
Oh, here's street cleaning.
Which makes me [C#] immediately want to ask, [F#] was the street dirty?
No, I don't think so.
And I can never seem to remember.
I try to remind myself to take [A] note of whether or not the street is dirty
before the street cleaning car comes around and cleans it.
But I always forget and then the car comes
and [F#] I'll never know.
Sounds like you need a way to predict the past.
[N] Yeah, find out how to predict when the current moment is going to be the past.
And then check up on certain details because you know you won't be able to access them anymore.
Is one of these cars yours?
Yep, I just bought all of them.
How'd you do that?
They, uh, there was an auction.
Online.
I didn't have to go.
I just sat here and now I own all these cars.
Except for those two.
Those are self-owning cars.
Okay, well can we drive some of these other ones?
Uh, nope, those are all self-driving.
Okay, well then, can one of them drive us somewhere?
Sure, where?
I mean, sure, where?
I don't know, to the moon and back?
Hmm, I think that might be out of range for some of these cars.
Well, how about down the street?
Sure, if you can figure out which way that is.
Do the cars know?
The cars?
These cars know everything, which unfortunately cancels out and so they know nothing.
They know nothing?
Feel nothing.
Ah, they know everything.
So they don't care.
I see.
So it means don't ask for their opinion.
Right, so where do you want to go?
[G] Well, let's think about what our options are.
[Em] You know, I just realized we could actually go anywhere.
And now I'm feeling kind of overwhelmed.
[E] I know what you mean.
_ Is there anywhere you've been [A#] before?
Yes, I've been somewhere [F] before.
Well, can we go there?
I don't remember where it was.
Oh.
_ [G#] Was it here?
Yes.
Oh.
[C#] [A] Are we there yet?
Welcome, yes, we're here.
I'm excited about [N] that. _
_ _ _ _ _ Where do you think all those people are going?
Away.
No, it's, uh_
Half of them.
Yeah.
No, it's_
Half of them are going away half the time.
And the other half of the time they're_coming
back?
No, they came back first, then went away.
Right.
_ [G#] From where?
I think it might be a loop.
No, it couldn't be.
This road has no curvature whatsoever.
Yes, but they could be making a series of angular [N] turns.
That's right.
Good point. _ _
Everyone around here seems pretty driven.
It's just a sign of the times.
Five minutes ago, no one was going anywhere.
I remember.
Now all that's changed.
Except we're still here.
You just noticed that.
How is that possible?
It must be because of this sturdy commercial signage fixture upon which we are perched.
Sit on a sign?
Feeling fine.
That's my motto.
My motto is different than that.
I understand that.
_ Well, how do you propose we do that?
_ _ We could go up?
I don't know how to do that.
That's the one thing.
I've never learned how to do.
I can do everything else besides that.
Can you go to the side?
I'm pretty sure I can.
But just not up.
Right.
Yep.
No.
These places_this
has got to be fictional.
No, it's real.
Is there any way to test that?
Try to make up something better?
_ Honestly, I would have spelled this with more Rs.
Here.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] Nah.