Chords for Perfect Wife

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] I [Am] sat down to watch the game, my wife came in, she found my [E] cocaine
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] I tore out her eyes, now she [E] can't find my supplies or much else
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Oh, what [E] a _ perfect [F]
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_ _ _ [E] _ Love [Am] of my life
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_ _ _ _ _ _ She sang [Am] along to CCR, I smashed her face into the [E]
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I _ _ _ _ [C] choked her till her tongue was hanging, then I grabbed that thing and [E] pulled it out _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] Oh, _ what [E] a _ tasteless [Dm] wife
_ _ _ [E] _ Love [Am] of my_
Don't say a word, my darling, I know how you feel
It's [Dm] been years since I have looked at you [C] this way _ _
[F] And if I've hurt [E] you, please forgive me, love makes you do [Am] funny things _
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_ _ _ [Am] Her playing the piano sounded like a thirsty camel in [E] a lake
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_ _ _ _ [Am] took her little fingers as a souvenir _ [E] of her playing _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] Oh, what [E] a _ talented [F] wife _
[E] Love _ of [Am] my life _ _
_ _ _ Coming home from work one day, my wife had found a way to rink [E] the door
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_ _ _ _ Shotgun pointed towards me, trigger pulled, [Cm] my body lying on the [E] floor
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] Oh, [G]
what a [E] _ _ talented [F] wife _
_ [A] _ _ [B] And the last thing she said to me [A] was
_ [Em] Don't say a word, my [G] darling, I know how you feel
It's been [F] years since I have looked [C] at you this way
_ _ [F] And if I've hurt [E] you, please forgive me, love makes you do [Em] funny things
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