Chords for Pet Sematary Song (Stephen King Horror Film Parody SPOILERS)

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You little family's all so sweet, I [Abm] bet you'd do anything to [Gb] keep them happy.
I [Bb] know you're real smart, Dr.
Lewis Creed, [Ab] but some mysteries [Gb] ain't solved with [Eb] degrees.
I'll tell you something if you swear, you [Abm] gotta keep this a secret [Gb] and please [Bb] beware,
there's a burial ground that can bring pets back.
[Ab] I could take you there and [Gb] you could save [Eb] your cats, so come on. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] It's not over [Abm] just _ [Gb] yet.
[Bb] You can bring [Abm] back [Gb] the [Bb] dead, [Ebm] but beware, [Abm] it's no _ [Gb] [Bb] game.
_ They don't come back [Ab] the [Gb] [Ebm] same.
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Tragedies happen all the time, [Abm] Lewis, I'm so sorry [Gb] about the one that died,
[Bb] but listen, what I showed you was just for the cat.
[Abm] Don't even think [Gb] about bringing [Eb] her back.
She won't be what you thought she would.
[Abm] They are never the same, [Bb] they are misunderstood.
There's something so dark and evil about that land, [Abm] but still, Lewis goes [Gb] with his daughter [Eb] in hand.
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It's not over [Abm] just _ [Gb] yet.
[Bb] You can bring [Abm] back [Ebm] the dead, but _ beware, [Abm] it's no _ [Gb] game.
[Bb] They don't come [Abm] back the _ [Gb] [Eb] same.
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[Ebm] _ Back to life, picking a fight, why am I here?
I fought a [Ab] dive, got a real gut, lost a water-blood [Gbm] knife.
To make cotton flesh a real choice, I can [Bb] die, and get knighted.
Whoever I find, death is just one with me, it's in my [Abm] mind.
I come from the [Ebm] place where the cats and the dogs and the rats and the plants and the blood and the soil
rot and fermented all live in this spoil.
_ It's not over [Abm] just _ [Gb] yet.
[Bb] _
You can bring [Abm] back [Ebm] the dead, but _ beware, [Abm] it's no [D] game.
[Bb] They don't come [Abm] back the _ [Gb] [Eb] same. _
[N] Thank you for watching, guys.
Don't forget, Star-Lord sings a song this weekend, and I promise you, it is amazing.
Now, let's just talk about Pet Sematary, because I'm on my way to go see it.
[Fm] I pretty much already [Ab] know the entire story just from the trailers.
Why the hell do they have to reveal [B] so much?
It's [A] stupid.
Luckily, I have actually already [E] seen Pet Sematary, so this doesn't really matter.
But anyway, [G] I reckon it's going to be a pretty good film.
So yeah, go to the cinema,