Chords for pete townshend's rod stewart impersonation

This is a song [F] from a record that I made with Ronnie Mayne.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Ross Mets is [Dm] still available if you want him.
Got it?
Bye bye.
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Bye for Ronnie.
If somebody did goodbye for Ronnie.
_ Ronnie Mayne [N] is still in San Antonio, Texas.
He's living with some red Indian chief woman.
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Needless to say, I think she's been his companion for a long time so I wouldn't say anything bad about her.
_ _ _ But that's his wife and she's a very strong lady [D] and she doesn't like him to go out at night and party. _ _
In his [F] wheelchair.
To [Ab] which he's pretty much bound these days.
I said in LA, Rod Stewart just had a concert at the Hollywood Bowl.
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [N] Different review.
_ _ But I said it's okay because he plays Ronnie's medical jokes. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ That's what makes him sexy. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Australian blonde women.
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He's a good buddy of mine.
We both are going to try to get together later this year with some of the other [Eb] guys in the [D] faces.
He wants that for the [Fm] next movie.
_ _ _ [N] _ Every time you hit Ronnie, you got a ride.
I hope you can tell it.
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This is a song I wrote with Ronnie Mayne.
[N] Tonight John Caron who is working with me today.
You probably know that. _ _
_ _ We're going to make a compilation of all the things I otherwise wouldn't _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ be able to say in front of each other.
You will get to hear him say it in a minute on this one which is called [F] Heart to [Bb] Power.
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_ _ _ _ _ Heart to Power.
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_ _ _ [Eb] _ I just can't do [N] that jumping