Chords for Peter Blegvad - A Real Slap In the Face

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_ _ _ _ [Bbm] He lived with her for [G] seven years, [Bbm] told everyone how deep his [G] feelings were.
[Bbm] Then one day he just up and [G] disappeared.
[Bbm] How could he play such [G] a trick on her?
It [D] was a real slap in [G] the face.
_ He [Bb] knew she was so afraid [G] of scandal, that [Gm] he could count on her not to tell.
That he hadn't only left her [G] high and dry and big with child,
[Bbm] though he'd taken all her jewelry [G] as well.
It [D] was a real slap in [G] the face. _ _
She'd listened to his lies [Am] as he lay in his embrace.
[C] He could only love a woman [Bb] in the heat of the chase.
It [F] was a real, [E] a real, [Eb] a real [D]
slap in [G] the face. _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] They found her in Pajama, wandering the streets.
[Bbm] Lost like a rat in [G] a maze.
She [Bb] gave birth in a cell [G] on a bunk with no sheets.
She used [Gm] to adorn her little, she [G] wasn't fit to raise.
It [D] was a real slap in [G] the face.
[D] And that's not an isolated [Am] case.
[C] When it's least [Bb] expected, anytime, [F] anyplace,
someone's bound to [E] get a real, [Eb] a real, [D] a real slap in [G] the face. _
_ _ _ _ [F] Until you're spoken to, come feet, turn the other cheek.
[G] When you're slapped in the face, then it hurts.
And [F] if you can't find what you seek, remember the meat.
[Bb] We'll inherit [E] the earth.
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_ _ [Bbm] Swindler hit on someone [G] else, soon they settled down.
[Bbm] She was lonely, rich, and gullible, [G] a fool.
[Bb] One morning she came out [G] onto her patio and found
[Bbm] the honey-tongued deceiver [G] at the bottom of her pool.
[D] It was a real slap [G] in the face. _ _
[Bbm] The end of the story doesn't have [G] a happy ending.
[Bbm] I said all I'm [G] gonna say.
[Bbm] The characters are begging, [G] don't abandon us like this.
What [Bbm] did we ever do to you [G] to be treated this way?
[D] It's a real slap [G] in the face. _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ [F] A real, [E] a real, [Eb] a real [D] slap [G] in the face.
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