Chords for PHARAOH'S THRONE~!

Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du.
Look, Seto, everything the light touches is my kingdom.
You mean our kingdom, right, Pharaoh?
Did I stutter?
No, Pharaoh.
No, Pharaoh, that's right, very good.
Now, mirror, mirror, on the wall, who
is the handsomest of them all? Umm, Pharaoh
uh, this is ancient Egypt.
The mirror hasn't been invented yet.
Oh, well that's fine.
I don't need a mirror anyway.
It was a rhetorical question.
I already know that it's [Db] me.
Ha ha ha [C] ha!
Oh, [G] this guy.
I think not, Pharaoh,
for you see I have a manly scar
[Ab] all the way down the [Dbm] side of my face.
That makes me mysterious and [C] exotic.
Therefore I put it to you
that I am the most handsomest in [E] all the land.
Guards!
[G] Guard me!
How darest you accuse us the Pharaoh of notest beingest the most handsomest?
Why is he talking like that?
Is there something wrong with him?
I'm afraid Priest Seto takes the whole role-playing thing a little too seriously.
Oh, he's one of them.
Now be gone, knave, or I shall smite thee with mine millennium rod,
not before the Pharaoh admits that I am truly better looking,
[F] and therefore deserve to be sitting on the throne in his place.
And how do you plan to accomplish that?
Simple!
With a Lady Gaga [Fm] song parody.
[Ab] Lady Gaga?
Isn't she one of [Bb] the Egyptian gods?
Uh, [F] no, your majesty.
Well, [Fm] she should be.
Pharaoh, Pharaoh, your [Ab] foolishness forces me to sing.
[Bb] I shall have both [F] your throne and your [Fm] millennium ring.
Listen, blimey, I don't [Ab] think you understand a thing.
[Bb] _ Everybody [F] knows that it is good to [Fm] be the king.
I've had some-
It's good to be the king.
I've [Ab] had some-
It's good to be the king.
I've [Bb] had some-
Everybody knows that [Fm] it is good to be the king.
Just because you have a [Ab] sexy star upon your face,
[Bb] you think you've got the right to [Fm] come on the Egyptian race.
To stand against the Pharaoh [Ab] is a fight your mountain lures.
[Bb] To beat you, I don't need my [Fm] horns or even wear the shoes.
Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning, I stopped erring hours [Bb] ago.
Only a fool [F] puts a fight with the Pharaoh.
Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning, I don't even want [Bb] to know.
How in the hell [Fm] you got screens, I want this show.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ I'm taking you [Bb] to school.
I'm taking [Fm] you to school.
It's time to do-
Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- [Ab] Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do-
You know it's [Bb] time to do-
Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do-
You know it's [F] time to do-
Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do-
So what do you want?
Come on, throw me a [Ab] bone,
cause you're not gonna take my Pharaoh [Bb] clone.
Flip over guards in your trap garden,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take my Pharaoh clone.
So what do you want?
Come on, throw me a [Ab] bone,
cause you're not gonna take my Pharaoh clone.
[Bb] You neglect all the guards in your trap garden,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take my Pharaoh clone.
I'm the way [F] you slaughter in my home,
[Ab] even if it was your father.
[D] Made my rage grow faster,
[F] made me a right bastard.
You [F] might be the [Ab] Pharaoh,
but now I'm the [D] dungeon master.
Bringing a [C] disaster,
[F] having all my laughter.
[Fm] Not for nothing,
but your [Ab] nonsense is kind of a bore.
[Bb] I was more intimidated by [Fm] those guys from season four.
Sometimes I wonder who you think [Ab] that you are fooling.
[Bb] I summon my Egyptian gods,
[Fm] cause we'll be dueling.
Slifer!
We'll be dueling.
[Ab] Brah!
We'll be dueling.
[Bb] So summon all your monster cards,
[F] cause we'll be dueling.
_ [Fm] Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning,
I stopped caring hours [Bb] ago.
Only a fool gets [F] a fight with the Pharaoh.
[Fm] Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning,
I don't give a what?
[Bb] No.
How in the hell you [Fm] got screen time on this show?
Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning,
we stopped caring hours [Bb] ago.
Who in the hell picks [Fm] a fight with the Pharaoh?
Stop moaning, stop [Ab] groaning,
I don't give a what?
[Bb] No.
How in the hell you [Fm] got screen time on this show?
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ I'm taking you [Bb] to school.
I'm taking you [F] to school.
It's time to duel.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ You know it's time [Dm] to duel.
You know it's time [F] to duel. _
[Fm] So what do you want?
Come and throw me a bone,
[Ab] cause you're not gonna take my Pharaoh's throne.
[Bb] Flip all the cards in your trap card zone,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take my Pharaoh's throne.
What do you want?
Come and throw me a bone,
[Ab] cause you're not gonna take my Pharaoh's throne.
[Bb] You can flip all the cards in your trap card zone,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take my Pharaoh's [Db] throne.
My Pharaoh's throne.
[Ab] My, my, my Pharaoh's throne.
[Bb] You can flip all the cards in your trap card zone,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take my Pharaoh's throne.
_ My Pharaoh's [Ab] throne.
My, my, my Pharaoh's throne.
[Bb] You can flip all the cards in your trap card zone,
[Fm] but you're not gonna take [N] my Pharaoh's throne.
Enough!
You may have won this battle, Pharaoh,
but you shall not win the war.
Yeah, let's do a head count here, shall we?
I've got Slyther, Obelisk and Ra, the Egyptian gods,
a priest setter who can tear monsters out of people's souls,
a girl who can predict the future,
one of the most powerful sorcerers in the world,
and his less powerful apprentice,
an old man who possesses the ultimate in unstoppable monsters,
and Shadar.
_ Yeah, not sure what Shadar actually does, really,
but there you go.
That's the head count.
I have an army.
We have an Exodia.
Exodia smash!
_ How fun would that die, Bakora?
I'll be over here making bright triangular structures for [Bbm] no reason,
because it makes me happy.
Pharaoh, now that your battle has ceased,
is there anything thou requirest?
Yes.
Fetch me some bitches,
because this bitch is out.
_ Seriously, though, I do require bitches.
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _