Chords for Phoenix Wright Musical: Redd White and You

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_ _ _ _ _ Just let me guess.
_ You're a lawyer fresh out of law school, am I right?
Oh, well, _ yes.
_ _ How did you know? _
Well, that's the only explanation as to why you'd say something _ like_
that. _
Let me explain something, kid.
_ Red White calls the shots.
What Red says goes.
There ain't no right way except the White way.
_ Well, _ I was hoping to ask you some questions about the_ _ _
White way.
_ _ _ _ Splendiferous!
What do you want to know?
_ Well, it's pretty ironic that the White way has a lot to do with blackmail.
What? _
Oh, _ _ _ you are a delight.
_ Do you know who you're talking to?
_ I'm Red White, _ CEO of Blue Cork.
I don't think you comprehend.
_ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Red will [Dm] answer one question, [G] because that's [C] just how does he feels.
[Dm] _ _ [Gm] Well, _ [Dm] okay, Mr.
White.
[Bb] Fine.
_ [Dm] If Blue Cork isn't for [Gm] blackmail, what does [Dm] it do exactly?
_ _ _ Ah, Blue Cork.
[Bb] My labor [Dm] of love.
My pride [Bb] and prejudice.
_ [Dm] _ Blue Cork [Bb] deals in [A] information.
[Dm] We buy and sell it [A] too.
_ [Dm] You may not [Bb] know, but Blue [G] Cork is named for the [C] color blue.
_ Thought it on myself.
[Dm] Red White [Gm] gets the best.
[Dm] _ Red White [Gm] follows through.
[Dm] Ask [Db] not what you [C] can [Bm] do for [Bb] Red, but [A] what Red can [D] do for you. _
[Dm] _ _ [Gm] And what can Red White [Dm] do for you, [Gm] mon seigneur?
_ I'll count that last question as [Bb] a practice.
[Dm] And now here's your only chance.
Make it worthwhile.
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] Okay, Mr.
White.
Fine.
[Gm] _ There's [Dm] one last thing I wanted to [Gm] know.
_ [A] Who'd you take that statue from?
[Dm] Take?
_ [Bb] How dare you accuse a farmer of something like that?
This is a Paris original straight from Canada. _
Speaking of, I bet you've [Dm] never been to Canada.
It's [G] not a far hike just north [C] of here to go straight to [Dm] Canada, is it?
Especially love that mountain with the presidents.
Oh, and that big tower that leans to the side.
Ah, _ [Bb] nostalgification.
But, [Dm] you know, what could make you think such a_
Senator Patrick [Gm] MacArthur, perhaps?
[Dm] _ I'm not familiar [Bb] with the title of his [Dm] personage.
A politician who killed himself.
I think I [Gm] know his name.
[Dm]
He was caught embezzling government funds.
That really [Bb] is a shame.
[Dm] Then one day, the press got wind of it.
Are you quite [Bb] finished _ [Dm] now?
The day after, he killed himself.
And this concerns [Bb] me how.
[F] _ _
_ [C] Mia _ [Eb] _ Fey knew all [Bb] about your _ operation.
_ [Db] Your _ _ blackmailing has [F] caused countless to die.
Blue [C] Corp's _ blackmailing thrives while [F] you take hundreds of lives.
But [Gm] it stops _ right [C] _ _ _ _ here. _
[F] No [Bb] more will [Gm] you _
_ [Bb] _ paralyze [C] with _ _ [Dm] fear.
You have some pretty [E] magnificent Jesus [Dm] claims there, mister.
_ _ _ Wrong, was it?
But how does this all connect with me?
Come now, make me laugh, indulge me.
It's about all right to [Am] exasperate my [Bb] prodigal and [Dm] cosmopolitan sense of [Gm] humor.
[Dm] Mia Fey found [Gm] the connection.
On this [A] file, there's a list of [Dm] suicides, all of them [Bb] marked with the name White. _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] This is so wrong.
[G] Why are you [C] spending all this time investigating [Dm] me?
[Gm] Shouldn't you be looking for the [Dm] murder of your dear [Gm] Miss Fey?
And [Dm] just what do you think I'm doing, [Bb] Mr.
White?
_ [Dm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Dm] _ Must have talked to Brodyburg.
I guess he had [Bb] to speak.
_ [Dm] Ask him why I have his painting, I'll tell you why [Bb] he's weak.
_ Only the strong survive, kid.
And Red White's the alpha male.
Red White's the king [Dm] of the jungle.
[G] That gross face, [C] he's a warrior.
[Bb]
So don't you come here trying to kick me off my throne.
[Dm] Let [Db] he who is with [G] sin and lust [Bb] [A] cast off [D] vile stone.
_ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] Connect me to the chief [Dm]
prosecutor's office, please, and [Bb] then please call [Am] security.
I have a raving [Bb] madman on my [Dm] hands.
He's the [Bb] _
_ _ [Dm] stupid villain.
_ [Bb] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ But he [Dm] won't listen.
This isn't a great time.
[Gm] I've decided [A] I want to testify [Dm] in tomorrow's trial.
[Bb] It seems the culprit was right here all along.
I thought you said you didn't want to have any part in it.
Quiet, you!
[Dm] I said I changed my mind now, [G] didn't I?
[C] And I don't [C] believe you're in any [Dm] position to question [D] me.
_ _ [Dm] _ You didn't.
[Bb] Yeah.
Mr.
[Dm] Lawyer, what are you going to [Bb] do?
You don't [Dm] understand, kid.
[Dm] I control the police.
I [Bb] control the prosecution.
I [Dm] control [Bb] the judge.
_ [Am] _ _ [Bb] I am the [Dm] law.
He who [Fm] has the money [Dm] has the control, Mr.
Wrong.
[Gm] You're nothing but [Dm] a mere lawyer.
_ _ [Gm] That's all that [Dm] Mia Fey was, too.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Dm] Red White [Gm] breaks the rules.
_ [Dm] Red White loads [Gm] the dice.
_ [Dm] Red White [Gm] has the power.
_ [Dm]
So take [Bb] Red White's advice.
_ [Dm] Red White [Gm] stacks the deck.
_ [Dm] Red White is [Gm] always ahead.
[Dm] Ask [Db] not what Red [C] can [Bm] do for you.
[Bb] But what you can [D] do for Red. _ _ _ _ _ _
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