Chords for PHYLLIS McGUIRE: My Way with great impersonations

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[Bb] _ I'll be in [Dm] misery [Gm] _
and [D] so [Fm] I'll miss it [G] _ _
unhurtly.
[Cm] After a [B] loss that [Eb] I did not bear, I'll speak [F] my case of which [Bb] I'm certain. _ _
I've lived _ a life of fool. _
I've [Eb] traveled each and [Ebm] every _ _ _ _ [Bb] and more.
[Gm] _ Much [Abm] more _ [Cm] than [Ab] this, [D] _ _ _ I did [F] it much.
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Fm] _ [Ab] You know, it almost seems [Gm] that this [Abm] particular song was [Gm] especially written [Eb] for the [Cm] super, super stars of our [Eb] business.
And when you [Ab] stop and you think about it, [Eb] what makes a big star?
Well, simply the fact that everything they do [Dbm] is unique, individual, [Eb] [Fm] they do it their way.
[Ab] So now let me take this song [Abm] and let's look at how some of the real big ones might do [G] it.
For instance, look closely.
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The indiscreet is the metal in my face.
My sin is much bigger than my [Ab] age.
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I've had a lot of fools, but the [Ab] fools always _ [Eb] have much more to me.
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[Ab] I'll say it [Eb] _ _ _
_ again.
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_ [Ab] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Judy [Abm] _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Garland.
_ [Ab] I've _ _ loved, I've loved, [Cm] I've cried.
_ I had my [C] share, my share.
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_ _ _ [Bbm] And now I _ [Fm] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ [Eb] find it all _ so _ [Abm] _ amusing _ [Ab] to think _ [Fm] _ I [Cm] did all that.
_ [Ab] And [Db] may I say, _ nothing [Ab] to [Ebm] show [Ab] it _ [Gb] was
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_ [Abm] all _ [Ab] wrong.
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_ [Ab] Yes, the good _ [Abm] guys are still _ together.
_ [Ab] _ Not more [Gm] than [Db] this, _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] so _
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_ [Fm] _ everything's [Ab] coming up.
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Everything.
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ I [Ab] _ had _ _ _ a few, how many would you even get a few?
_ But then again, too [F] few to mention.
Girls, I'm gonna hit you right now, darling.
I [Bbm] better let you live here.
Cause, whoo, honey, my dear darling, they are killing me.
[Eb] Oh, yeah, girls, I did, darling, whatever girl here can [Ab] do, honey,
to get them minx and sable and old darling, you better believe, lots of attention.
_ [Cm] Yeah, my name is [Db] Pearly May, but all when [G] necessary, [Ab] I change it to Pearly Will.
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Oh, I see, that's the kind of stuff, like [Ab] I thought, no, darling, you do it your way.
[Eb] [Db] And, [Dbm] oh, sure, darling, you are doing it [Ab] your way.
Oh, yeah, darling, I know you do it your way.
[Eb] But, girls, for [N] goodness sake, _ [Eb] do it.
_ _ The record [Bbm] show _ [Eb]
never _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [Db] stays.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba [Eb]-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba [Db]-ba [Eb]-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Oh, [Ab] yeah. _ _
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