Chords for Piers Morgan with Elton John - funny
Tempo:
91.05 bpm
Chords used:
E
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
It's like people think I wear crazy glasses still, you know, I look normal tonight
Yeah, I bought them in a proper store, you know relatively normal.
You took away the
Trousers, you mean quite normal.
I do have a g-string
[E] [Bb]
[N] I had a little peek at your rider your list of demands for your dressing
Oh, really, which was fascinating
I have to say apparently because it's winter the temperature in your dressing room had to be 68 degrees Fahrenheit precisely
I have no idea what my rider is
It was fine, I was a bit chilly actually
Is a bit chilly.
It's a little bit chilly
Well, it gets better for large green plants
Well, I've been well, you have to have green
Three six foot long banquet tables covered in white linen tablecloths.
Well, they're not in my dressing room
Were you having a banquet in there today?
I don't have any
Most amusingly I thought was you requested one large flower arrangement nothing wrong with that, but you stipulate no chrysanthemums
No lilies no carnations and definitely no daisies.
What have you got against that lot?
Well chrysanthemums pretty horrible
Carnations don't look good in the vase lilies don't smell very nice and daisies.
I have nothing against whatsoever
They're an investment I'm talking about the day you went to Versace and apparently spent over
250,000 pounds in one spree.
I have no guilt peers.
I own the money.
I pay my taxes
I've never lived anywhere else, but Britain I can do what if I want to that is true
I mean you do I know why I can't I it goes back into the economy.
What's the what's the problem?
Item you bought in your life that's brought you the most happiness vibrator
I
Start a member of a staff at a hotel in all seriousness to stop it being so windy outside.
I didn't
I've been up all night and cocaine and I phoned Robert key who
Worked for me and became the head of my age foundation
And I phone about 11 the morning.
I said Robert.
It's really windy here.
Can you do something about it?
The kind of silence on the end of the phone and Robert later tell me you put the phone down and went she's finally lost
Finally lost the plot.
It's too windy
Yeah, I bought them in a proper store, you know relatively normal.
You took away the
Trousers, you mean quite normal.
I do have a g-string
[E] [Bb]
[N] I had a little peek at your rider your list of demands for your dressing
Oh, really, which was fascinating
I have to say apparently because it's winter the temperature in your dressing room had to be 68 degrees Fahrenheit precisely
I have no idea what my rider is
It was fine, I was a bit chilly actually
Is a bit chilly.
It's a little bit chilly
Well, it gets better for large green plants
Well, I've been well, you have to have green
Three six foot long banquet tables covered in white linen tablecloths.
Well, they're not in my dressing room
Were you having a banquet in there today?
I don't have any
Most amusingly I thought was you requested one large flower arrangement nothing wrong with that, but you stipulate no chrysanthemums
No lilies no carnations and definitely no daisies.
What have you got against that lot?
Well chrysanthemums pretty horrible
Carnations don't look good in the vase lilies don't smell very nice and daisies.
I have nothing against whatsoever
They're an investment I'm talking about the day you went to Versace and apparently spent over
250,000 pounds in one spree.
I have no guilt peers.
I own the money.
I pay my taxes
I've never lived anywhere else, but Britain I can do what if I want to that is true
I mean you do I know why I can't I it goes back into the economy.
What's the what's the problem?
Item you bought in your life that's brought you the most happiness vibrator
I
Start a member of a staff at a hotel in all seriousness to stop it being so windy outside.
I didn't
I've been up all night and cocaine and I phoned Robert key who
Worked for me and became the head of my age foundation
And I phone about 11 the morning.
I said Robert.
It's really windy here.
Can you do something about it?
The kind of silence on the end of the phone and Robert later tell me you put the phone down and went she's finally lost
Finally lost the plot.
It's too windy
Key:
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Bb
E
Bb
E
Bb
E
Bb
It's like people think I wear crazy glasses still, you know, I look normal tonight
Yeah, I bought them in a proper store, you know relatively normal.
You took away the
Trousers, you mean quite normal.
I do have a g-string
[E] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[N] I had a little peek at your rider your list of demands for your dressing
Oh, really, which was fascinating
I have to say apparently because it's winter the temperature in your dressing room had to be 68 degrees Fahrenheit precisely
I have no idea what my rider is
_ It was fine, I was a bit chilly actually
Is a bit chilly.
It's a little bit chilly
_ Well, it gets better for large green plants
Well, I've been well, you have to have green
Three six foot long banquet tables covered in white linen tablecloths.
Well, they're not in my dressing room
Were you having a banquet in there today?
I don't have any
_ _ Most amusingly I thought was you requested one large flower arrangement nothing wrong with that, but you stipulate no chrysanthemums
No lilies no carnations and definitely no daisies.
What have you got against that lot?
Well chrysanthemums pretty horrible
_ _ Carnations don't look good in the vase lilies don't smell very nice and daisies.
I have nothing against whatsoever _
_ _ _ They're an investment I'm talking about the day you went to Versace and apparently spent over
250,000 pounds in one spree.
I have no guilt peers.
I own the money.
I pay my taxes
I've never lived anywhere else, but Britain I can do what if I want to that is true
I mean you do I know why I can't I it goes back into the economy.
What's the what's the problem?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Item you bought in your life that's brought you the most happiness vibrator
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I
Start a member of a staff at a hotel in all seriousness to stop it being so windy outside.
I didn't
_ _ I've been up all night and cocaine and I phoned Robert key who
Worked for me and became the head of my age foundation
And I phone about 11 the morning.
I said Robert.
It's really windy here.
Can you do something about it?
The kind of silence on the end of the phone and Robert later tell me you put the phone down and went she's finally lost
_ Finally lost the plot.
It's too windy
Yeah, I bought them in a proper store, you know relatively normal.
You took away the
Trousers, you mean quite normal.
I do have a g-string
[E] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[N] I had a little peek at your rider your list of demands for your dressing
Oh, really, which was fascinating
I have to say apparently because it's winter the temperature in your dressing room had to be 68 degrees Fahrenheit precisely
I have no idea what my rider is
_ It was fine, I was a bit chilly actually
Is a bit chilly.
It's a little bit chilly
_ Well, it gets better for large green plants
Well, I've been well, you have to have green
Three six foot long banquet tables covered in white linen tablecloths.
Well, they're not in my dressing room
Were you having a banquet in there today?
I don't have any
_ _ Most amusingly I thought was you requested one large flower arrangement nothing wrong with that, but you stipulate no chrysanthemums
No lilies no carnations and definitely no daisies.
What have you got against that lot?
Well chrysanthemums pretty horrible
_ _ Carnations don't look good in the vase lilies don't smell very nice and daisies.
I have nothing against whatsoever _
_ _ _ They're an investment I'm talking about the day you went to Versace and apparently spent over
250,000 pounds in one spree.
I have no guilt peers.
I own the money.
I pay my taxes
I've never lived anywhere else, but Britain I can do what if I want to that is true
I mean you do I know why I can't I it goes back into the economy.
What's the what's the problem?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Item you bought in your life that's brought you the most happiness vibrator
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I
Start a member of a staff at a hotel in all seriousness to stop it being so windy outside.
I didn't
_ _ I've been up all night and cocaine and I phoned Robert key who
Worked for me and became the head of my age foundation
And I phone about 11 the morning.
I said Robert.
It's really windy here.
Can you do something about it?
The kind of silence on the end of the phone and Robert later tell me you put the phone down and went she's finally lost
_ Finally lost the plot.
It's too windy