Chords for PIRANHA PLANT [Original Song]

_ _ I was gonna [Bb] keep my mouth shut until launch, but then you went and [Eb] tied my hands, man I'm not into S&M, I'm just a [Bb] Waluigi fan.
I held out hope, waited to see, I thought that we [Eb] still had a chance, but now our dreams are just devoured by a [Bb] carnivorous plant. _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ Who's next?
The youngster who likes comfy [Eb] shorts from Pokemon _ Red.
Ness' mom, Apple [Bb] Kid, and Everdrag.
Every obscure _ [Eb] NPC seems to have _ priority.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] Priority! _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] P-I-R-A-N-H-A
[Eb] Who do you think wants to play [Bb] as a P-I-R-A-N-H-A?
[Eb] Who do you think wants to pay [Bb] for pro-Piranha Plant propaganda,
with your elaborate and pedantic [Eb] stanzas?
Do you pick fighters at random, or are you trolling the [Bb] fandom?
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
You ignore the Lord's [Eb] anointed.
For a glorified weed, you can keep your _ [Bb] DLC. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ Who's next?
Tingle Tom Noberto, [Eb] she's a chow. _ _
Now they might as well add [Bb] sans now.
Every obscure [Eb] NPC seems to have _ priority.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Eb] Priority!
_ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ P-I-R-A-N-H-A
[Eb] Who do you think wants to play [Bb] as a P-I-R-A-N-H-A?
[Eb] Who do you think wants to make [Bb] a potted plant? _ _
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