Chords for Piss Up A Rope - Ween Live

_ [Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Eb] There's something wrong.
_ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV.
And if you ever wondered what it's like to be [G] me,
she takes all my money and leaves with no [D] smoke.
Yelping my body, cuz it's all [G] my fault.
Sirens breaking my back, doing the best that I can.
She's [C] got a job for the dog and a hug for her man.
[G] And I'm no joke, [D] but I can't vote.
So hit the fucking [G] road and listen up,
_ You can't pass up a [C] look.
But you can put on your shoes and a broken [G] drum.
And knock your body, probably not [D] gonna lose you.
Big booty, big scar, suck [G] it.
You'll ride my ass like a horse [C] in a saddlebag.
Look, you're a creep with a turntable [G] top.
[D] And I can't come, [G] pissing up a look.
_ I'm a beautiful girl from Rome.
But feel the peace of [C] trouble if you're pissing up a look.
My wives leave me,
[G] because for the last six months I've been packing a bag.
[D] You can wash my balls with a warm rag.
And [G] throw my balls to the speed and soft like silk.
[C] I'm sick of your mouth, do the same joke.
[G] And I'm no [D] joke, but I've lost all hope.
So hit the fucking [G] road and listen up a look.
But you can't pass up a [C] look.
But you can put on your shoes and a broken drum.
[G]
Pack your bags, I don't [D] need to ask.
Gonna lose you, big booty, big scar, suck [G] it.
You'll ride my ass like a horse [C] in a saddlebag.
Look, you're a creep with a turntable [G] top.
[D] And I can't come, [G] pissing up a look.
Yes! _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _
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But pass up a [C] look.
And you can put on your shoes and a broken [G] drum.
Pack your bags, I don't need to [D] ask.
Gonna lose you, big booty, big scar, [G] suck it.
You'll ride my ass like a horse in a [C] saddlebag.
Look, you're a creep with a [G] turntable top.
And I can't come, pissing up a look. _ _ _ _
_ [C] And you can put on your shoes and a broken [G] drum.
And you can put on your shoes and a broken drum.
Pack your bags, I don't need to [D] ask.
Gonna lose you, big booty, big scar, [G] suck it.
You'll ride my ass like a horse in a [C] saddlebag.
Look, you're a creep with a turntable top.
[G] And I can't come, [G] pissing up a look.
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
All [N] right, guys, thank you.
We are leaving for New Hope, [Gb] Pennsylvania. _
_ [F] _ It's been like three years or something, I think.
[Eb] _
[N] Somebody talking to me?
_ Very nice.
Congratulations, man.
Thank you. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ [Bb] We got a long, long step through [E] here.
_ [N] _