Chords for Pitchfork Blues

[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ [A] _ _ _
Hey, where's my [D] pitchfork?
You hiding in that haystack again?
[E] You gotta stop this!
I got work to do.
[A] _ Supposed to be shifting that hay, not baking it. _
Ain't got time for no foreign [D] old cash _ shop bills to cry, _ [E] feast to sow.
And I'm sorry, honey, [A] but you just ain't part of that equation.
_ Not today! _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ [A] Pull up that tractor when my work is [E] done.
[D] Going to the barnyard, [E] get out on the sun.
[A] Take off my boots, relax for a while.
[D] Who do I find lying [E] there with nothing but a smile?
[D] Hey, where's my [A] pitchfork?
I'm coming looking for you.
[D] If I find you in that barnyard, [E] you know what I'm gonna do.
[D] Stick it in, turn it [A] around, climb after you, milk that [D] cow,
show them, see, pay your rent.
[E] Guess I fucked my work today.
Guess I fucked my [A] work today.
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[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _
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[A] Always running around naked, dipping in the [E] stream.
[D] Like to come and go, [E] but the farmer is so mean.
[A] Like to spend some time with you, get out of the sun.
[D] Going down the [E] barnyard when my work is [D] done.
Hey, where's my pitchfork?
I'm [A] coming looking for you.
[B] If I find you in that barnyard, [E] you know what I'm gonna do.
[D] Stick it in, turn it [A] around, climb after you, milk that [D] cow,
show them, see, spill that [E] hay.
Guess I fucked my work today.
_ _ [A] _ _ Young sweet farm woman.
_ _ [E] _ Young but old [A] enough to bleed.
_ _ Young sweet farm [E] woman.
[A] _ [E] Born to plow your fields [A] so, you're [E] seen to plow your fields [A] so.
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[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [A] Sweet smell of blossoms, cornfields rotting peat.
[D] Getting hot in the [E] shade when my feet ain't cutting shit.
[A] That dress is so [D] short, [A] you're always bending down.
[D] And I sure stopped firing, [E] cause I got no panties on.
[D] Hey, where's my [A] pitchfork?
I'm coming looking for you.
[B] If you're hiding in that [E] barnyard, you know what I'm gonna do.
[D] Stick it in, turn it [A] around, climb after you, milk that [D] cow,
show them, see, spill that [E] hay.
Guess I fucked my work today. _ _
[A] _ _ Young sweet [E] farm woman.
[A] _ [E] _
Young but old enough to bleed.
[A] _ _
Young sweet farm woman.
_ [E]
Born to plow your fields so, you're seen to plow your fields [A] so.
_ Now _ _ _ you might be a sweet farm woman.
[D] Young but old enough to bleed.
With your [E] patchwork dress and your red tail hair.
And those [Am] pretty ducks with their feet.
[Bm] You should be out [A] riding now, you.
I'm afraid it ain't me today.
_ [D] Where's that hot lemonade you promised?
_ Mostly [E] dripping [D] down your [E] side.
[A] You're a juvenile capsule [Em] de [D]-straction.
[Am] [Em] But [A] I got cocks to saddle, horses to milk.
_ _ _ _ [Em] Goddamn, what [A] you doing to me? _ _ _ _
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