Chords for Plastic Jesus

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_ _ _ _ [A] Well, [C] I don't care if it rains or [F] freezes As long as I've got my plastic [C] Jesus
Riding on the [G] dashboard of my car [G] He [C] comes in colors pink and [F] black
And he glows in the dark as he's [C] phosphorous And I'll take him [G] with me when I [C] travel
_ _ [A] [C] Now get [Gm] yourself a sweet [F] Madonna Dressed in rhinestones, set in [C] Rome
And a stool of [G] abalone shell I'm [C] going night-high and [F] wary
Cause I've got the Virgin [C] Mary riding [G] on my heart
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_ [C] _ _ [A] Oh, [C] I don't care if it bumps or [F] jostles As long as I've got the twelve [C] apostles
Boated to the [G] dashboard of my _ car [C] Now don't I have a pious [F] mess
Such a crowd of hole-in [C]-the-midst Across [G] the dashboard [C] of my car
_ [A] [C] Now when I go for a [Dm] vacation I've got my ceramic [C] Saint
[Em] Riding on the dashboard [G] of my [D] car [C] Well, the men weren't on the [F] level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stone-weared [C] devil Skiing [G] from the dashboard [C] of my car
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ [C] If I weave around at [F] night and police think that I'm [C] tired
They'll never find my bottle [G] though they ask _ [C] Plastic Jesus shelters [F] me
Before his head comes off you [C] see It's all or [D] nothing, I use him [C] for a flask
Well, I don't care if it rains or [F] freezes As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
[C] Riding on the dashboard [G] of my car [D] He [C] comes in [Gm] colors pink and [F] blazin'
He glows in the dark cause he's [C] phosphorescent I'll take him with [G] me when I [C] travel far
_ Yeah, he's always with [G] me when I [C] travel far _ _ _ _ _