Chords for Plastic Jesus (Reborn)
Tempo:
160.25 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
Am
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [D]
[C] [G]
[D]
[G]
Well I don't care if it rains or [C] freezes long as I've got my plastic [G] Jesus riding on the
dashboard of my [D] car.
[Am]
[G] Clothed in colors pink and pleasant, [C] clothes in the dark cause she's [Em] iridescent.
[G] She'll go with [D] you when you travel [G] far.
So get yourself a sweet Madonna [C] dressed in rhinestone sitting [G] on a pedestal.
Have a lonely [D] shell for
[G] going dandy.
I ain't scary [C] cause I've got that Virgin [G] Mary assuring me [D] that I won't go [G] to hell.
[C] Oklahoma down to San Antonio, [G] 35th Mile River of Jordan [D] not a worry.
Along the [G] way, [B]
[C] Dallas, Texas, Tennessee, [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his [C] head down the [G] interstate.
[C]
[G]
[D]
[G] [D]
[C]
[Gm] [D]
[G]
When I'm in a traffic jam [C] he don't care if I say damn [G] I can live on my curse's [D] road.
[G]
Cause plastic Jesus doesn't hear [C]
because he has a plastic ear.
[G] The man who invented [D] plastic [G] saved my soul.
And when I'm gonna fornicate [C]
I've got out my ceramic Satan [G] sitting on the dashboard
of my [D] car.
[G] Women know I'm on the level [C] thanks to the white eyed stone haired [G] devil sitting on [D] the
dashboard of my [G] car.
And if I'm caught driving fast at [C] night, policemen think I'm very tight.
[G] They never find my weed [D] though they ask.
[D] [G] Plastic Jesus shelters me [C] before his head screws off you [Am] [G] see the perfect place for me
to hide my stash.
[C] Oklahoma down to San [G] Antonio, 35th Mile River of [D] Jordan not a worry.
Along the [G] way,
[C] Dallas, Texas, Tennessee, [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his head [C] down [G] the interstate.
[C] [G]
[D]
[G]
Well I don't care if it rains or [C] freezes long as I've got my plastic [G] Jesus riding on the
dashboard of my [D] car.
[Am]
[G] Clothed in colors pink and pleasant, [C] clothes in the dark cause she's [Em] iridescent.
[G] She'll go with [D] you when you travel [G] far.
So get yourself a sweet Madonna [C] dressed in rhinestone sitting [G] on a pedestal.
Have a lonely [D] shell for
[G] going dandy.
I ain't scary [C] cause I've got that Virgin [G] Mary assuring me [D] that I won't go [G] to hell.
[C] Oklahoma down to San Antonio, [G] 35th Mile River of Jordan [D] not a worry.
Along the [G] way, [B]
[C] Dallas, Texas, Tennessee, [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his [C] head down the [G] interstate.
[C]
[G]
[D]
[G] [D]
[C]
[Gm] [D]
[G]
When I'm in a traffic jam [C] he don't care if I say damn [G] I can live on my curse's [D] road.
[G]
Cause plastic Jesus doesn't hear [C]
because he has a plastic ear.
[G] The man who invented [D] plastic [G] saved my soul.
And when I'm gonna fornicate [C]
I've got out my ceramic Satan [G] sitting on the dashboard
of my [D] car.
[G] Women know I'm on the level [C] thanks to the white eyed stone haired [G] devil sitting on [D] the
dashboard of my [G] car.
And if I'm caught driving fast at [C] night, policemen think I'm very tight.
[G] They never find my weed [D] though they ask.
[D] [G] Plastic Jesus shelters me [C] before his head screws off you [Am] [G] see the perfect place for me
to hide my stash.
[C] Oklahoma down to San [G] Antonio, 35th Mile River of [D] Jordan not a worry.
Along the [G] way,
[C] Dallas, Texas, Tennessee, [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his head [C] down [G] the interstate.
Key:
G
D
C
Am
Em
G
D
C
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well I don't care if it rains or [C] freezes long as I've got my plastic [G] Jesus riding _ on the
dashboard of my [D] car.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ [G] _ Clothed in colors pink and pleasant, [C] _ clothes in the dark cause she's [Em] iridescent.
[G] She'll go with [D] you when you travel [G] far.
_ So _ _ _ get yourself a sweet Madonna [C] dressed in rhinestone sitting _ [G] on a _ pedestal. _
Have a lonely [D] shell _ for _
_ _ [G] _ going dandy.
I ain't scary [C] cause I've got that Virgin [G] Mary assuring me [D] that I won't go [G] to hell. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Oklahoma down to San Antonio, [G] _ _ _ 35th Mile River of Jordan [D] not a worry. _
Along the [G] way, _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [C] Dallas, Texas, _ Tennessee, _ [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his [C] head down the [G] _ interstate. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
When I'm in a traffic jam [C] he don't care if I say damn [G] I can live on my curse's [D] road.
_ _ _ _ _ [G]
Cause plastic Jesus doesn't hear [C]
because he has a plastic ear.
[G] The man who invented [D] plastic [G] saved my soul.
_ _ _ _ _ And when I'm gonna _ fornicate [C] _
I've got out my ceramic Satan [G] sitting _ on the dashboard
of my [D] car.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Women know I'm on the level [C] thanks to the white eyed stone haired [G] devil sitting on [D] the
dashboard of my [G] car. _
_ _ _ _ And if I'm caught driving fast at [C] night, policemen think I'm very tight.
[G] They never find my weed [D] though they ask. _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ Plastic Jesus shelters me [C] before his head screws off you [Am] [G] see the perfect place for me
to hide my stash. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ Oklahoma down to San [G] Antonio, 35th Mile River of [D] Jordan not a worry. _ _
Along the [G] way, _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Dallas, Texas, _ Tennessee, _ [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] _ bobbing his head [C] down [G] the _ interstate. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well I don't care if it rains or [C] freezes long as I've got my plastic [G] Jesus riding _ on the
dashboard of my [D] car.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ [G] _ Clothed in colors pink and pleasant, [C] _ clothes in the dark cause she's [Em] iridescent.
[G] She'll go with [D] you when you travel [G] far.
_ So _ _ _ get yourself a sweet Madonna [C] dressed in rhinestone sitting _ [G] on a _ pedestal. _
Have a lonely [D] shell _ for _
_ _ [G] _ going dandy.
I ain't scary [C] cause I've got that Virgin [G] Mary assuring me [D] that I won't go [G] to hell. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Oklahoma down to San Antonio, [G] _ _ _ 35th Mile River of Jordan [D] not a worry. _
Along the [G] way, _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [C] Dallas, Texas, _ Tennessee, _ [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] bobbing his [C] head down the [G] _ interstate. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
When I'm in a traffic jam [C] he don't care if I say damn [G] I can live on my curse's [D] road.
_ _ _ _ _ [G]
Cause plastic Jesus doesn't hear [C]
because he has a plastic ear.
[G] The man who invented [D] plastic [G] saved my soul.
_ _ _ _ _ And when I'm gonna _ fornicate [C] _
I've got out my ceramic Satan [G] sitting _ on the dashboard
of my [D] car.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Women know I'm on the level [C] thanks to the white eyed stone haired [G] devil sitting on [D] the
dashboard of my [G] car. _
_ _ _ _ And if I'm caught driving fast at [C] night, policemen think I'm very tight.
[G] They never find my weed [D] though they ask. _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ Plastic Jesus shelters me [C] before his head screws off you [Am] [G] see the perfect place for me
to hide my stash. _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ Oklahoma down to San [G] Antonio, 35th Mile River of [D] Jordan not a worry. _ _
Along the [G] way, _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Dallas, Texas, _ Tennessee, _ [G] plastic Jesus rides with me [D] _ bobbing his head [C] down [G] the _ interstate. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _