Chords for Please Don't Hate Me

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What's up, dog?
What you been [Em] up to?
Oh [D] yeah, well [F] that's cool.
[C] Check it out.
Me and you, we been down for a while, right?
We been here and there.
We been pretty tight.
Something happened last night that you [Em] might get upset about.
[D] But [C] hear me out.
I didn't mean nothing by it.
I'm gonna make this quick.
[F] I gave your mama this dick.
[C] I don't know how it happened.
I just know my [D] nuts and her itch was [C] slapping.
I was over there mowing the grass and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass.
And then I went inside to make a phone [Em] call.
And there she [F] was with [C] her titty hanging out her bra.
One thing just led to another.
Next thing you know, I'm butt [Am]-fucking your mother.
Please don't hate [C] me.
But I think fucking your [D] mom will stay [Am] deep.
Please don't hate [C] me. I'm sorry.
I never said I love the hoe.
[Am] Please don't hate [C] me.
But I think fucking your [D] mom will [F] stay deep.
Please don't hate [C] me.
I'm sorry.
You never should have trusted a judge.
Don't hang up.
I still got [E] more.
Your mama gives [D] head like [B] a heroin [C] whore.
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud when she spreaded my [F] butt cheeks and went
for the [C] milk dud.
We broke out with your grandpa's [Em] gin and got drunk.
I [Gm] fucked her with [Em] a bowling [C] pin. She's freaky.
Her nipples look like peanuts.
Your mama's one of my favorite sluts.
She likes sticking from the back of my balls to the tip of my [D] dick with one big [C] lick.
She calls me her big teddy bear.
Rawr!
I chased her around in my underwear.
I'll admit I like spanking her butt.
I used your [F] sock though to [C] catch my nut.
Don't worry.
I put it back.
I knew her better.
That's probably why your [F] toes been sticking together.
Please [C] don't hate me.
[C] All I've been fucking your [D] mom do [F] is stay deep.
Please [C] don't hate me.
I'm sorry.
I never said I loved you. _
Please don't hate me.
All I've been fucking your [D] mom do is [F] stay deep.
Please don't hate [C] me.
You never should have trusted a judge.
Don't hang up.
Please don't hate me.
They need to call you.
[D] _ [C] _
Please don't hate me.
If this was a swamp, you'd be an [Am] alligator.
Please don't hate me.
[Em] You could use a cold [D] glass of [F] Haterade.
Please don't hate me.
Sure.
Come on up.
Take the elevator.
Your [Am] mom's ass looks like oatmeal.
Yo, it's bumpy [A] and grainy.
I like the [B] feel though.
[Am] And I ain't trying to diss her either.
[A] I'm only saying that I wish she would trim her [C] beaver some.
Every hair is like a foot [Em] long.
Bitch looks like a [C] werewolf [Em] wearing a [C] thong sometimes.
It's alright with me though.
[G] I don't mind as long as I can locate the b-hole.
[C] And your dad's so dumb, he's knowing [Em] nothing here.
I'm stuffing her [F] muffin, not to [Em] mention the [C] pickle buffing.
And I hope me and you are still cool.
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow.
And we plan on fucking again.
Alright, [Dm] I'll talk to you later.
[C] Peace Eminem.
Ooooooh.
D-Val, somebody got fucked up nigga.
Please don't hate me.
All I've been [D] fucking your mom, Duke's [C] lady.
Please don't hate me.
I never said I loved the hoe.
Please don't hate me.
All I've been [D] fucking your mom, [F] Duke's lady.
Please don't hate [C] me.
Never should've [C] trusted a judge in the world.
Please don't hate me.
All I've been fucking your [D] mom, [C] Duke's lady.
Please don't hate me.
I never said I loved the hoe.
Please don't hate me.
All I've been fucking your [D] mom, Duke's [F] lady.
Please don't hate [C] me.
I never should've trusted a judge in the [G] world.
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