Chords for Please Shoot Your Husband- Hyung-ki Joo

_ _ It's been a great evening _ and thanks very much everybody for being here.
_ _ One of the reasons why I actually come to this bar is because I'm actually in love with Martha.
_ _ And _ _ this is a song for her.
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_ I've been [F] in love [Bb] before, _ but never [Dm] like her. _ _
She's wonderful, [Gm] _ [Dbm] she's heavenly, _ [Dm] she's married.
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ I [Dm] want to be [F] with her and kiss [Dm] her somehow.
[Gm] Because she's so [Dbm] kissable, _ [Gb] adorable, _ but [D] it's impossible.
_ _ _ _ So I [Gm] tell her, darling [Dm] we're not having [B] any fun.
_ _ _ _ There is [Bb] just one thing [Bbm] to [Bb] be done. _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ Please [Bb] _ [Ab]
[Eb] shoot your husband.
_ _ _ _ [D]
Please [Cm] kill him dead.
_ [D] Go and [Fm] do your stuff, [Bb] he has [C] had enough.
[A] _ Marry me [Dm] instead.
_ _ _ [D] Please [Cm] shoot your husband.
_ _ _ _ [Bb]
Please get [Cm] him out of the way.
[F] _ Darling don't be [Gm] shy, all of us must die.
Do it to [Eb] the family.
_ Wouldn't it be wonderful, me [Ab] and you, [Eb] going out [Ab] on his money.
_ [E] _ _
Honeymoon in [A] Paris, entre [Dbm] nous.
[Dm]
Ducking the police, [Ebm] _ just us two. _
_ _ _ Oh [D] please, [Eb] shoot your husband.
_ _ _ [Bb] And [Cm] when we're free, _ [Gb] [Dm] then if any [Bb] guy should offer [Eb] more than I, you [Bb] _ [Eb] can't shoot me.
_ _ [Gb] [Cm] Oh [Ebm] please, shoot your husband.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] Please, time is [C] short.
[Dm] How can you [Bb] say no [Cm] when I love you so?
Please, [D]
be a sport.
_ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] Please, [Eb] shoot your husband. _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] Please, take [Cm] his life. _ _
_ _ [D] _ [Bb] And then when you're done, let me [C] have your [F] gun.
_ And I'll shoot my [Eb] wife. _ _ _ _ _ _
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