Chords for Podsafe Christmas Song

[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C]
Okay, [G] guys, everyone ready to sing [C] the song?
Yeah, we're [F] going, Lacey!
[C] Great.
Now, remember, [G] it's almost Christmas, [C] and nobody [F] has any positive Christmas [C] music,
so that's your [A] motivation [C] here.
Uh, Cece [F] Chapman, you ready?
Ready [C] as I'll ever be.
And, uh, [G] Len and Nora from [C] Jawbone, good to go?
Let's [F] do this!
[C] And, uh, Adam Curry, Skyping [A] in from the [G] helicopter, [C] flying somewhere above [F] your golden palace.
You all [C] patched in there, Adam?
_ [A] _ [C] Adam? _
[F] _ [C] Adam!
What?
[G] We [C] want a positive [F] Christmas [C] _ song.
We want a song [E] that's [D] safe to _ [G] play.
_ [Dm] Don't think [G] us rude, we [C] don't want to [Em] get sued by [D] the thugs at the R.I [G] _
.P.
We [C] have been good, [F] so _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ Santa, don't [F] delay. _ _ _
Give [A] us a [C] positive Christmas [A] song [Dm] to [G] celebrate. _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ [G] Okay, pretty good, guys, [C] except, uh, [F] Adam, you sounded a little [C] bit like you were [A] rushing
it [B] there at the [C] end, you know what I mean?
[F] _
[C] Buddy?
_ [Em] Whatever, dude.
[C] Alright, [F] well, I can't say I care for [C] the attitude, but, you know, pay attention next time.
Now, [A] uh, the [Dm] rest of you, I just wanted to go [G] over_ Adam.
_ [Dm] _ _ [G] Adam, did you say something [C] to me?
No.
_ _ [D] Funny, I thought I heard you say something.
[G] No, I didn't!
_ _ [C] _ I don't want to [F] go through this with you [C] again, but we're here to sing a song about hot, safe
Christmas music, and I just want everyone to do their [F] best, you know?
I mean, can you just give me a little effort?
Shut [B] up, CC.
[C] Adam, just give me [A] a little effort, okay?
_ [Dm] _ [G] Adam? _ _
[C] Adam!
[F] _ Adam!
[C]
Jesus, what?
We want a [F] positive Christmas [C] song.
We want a [E] song that's safe [G] to play.
_ _ [Dm]
Don't [G] think us, dude, we [C] don't want to get sued [D] by the thugs. _ _
_ [G] _ _ We have [C] been [F] good, though, _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ Santa, _ [F] don't delay. _ _
_ _ [D#] Give us a positive _
[C] _ [A] Christmas [Dm] song to [G] celebrate [C] Christmas. _ _
[F] _ _ [C] Hey, _ [A]
[B] nice job, [C] you guys.
Really, [F] you nailed it.
Yeah, [C] nailed it, dude.
Nailed it.
[A] Yeah, not too [B] shabby.
[C] Nailed it.
I don't want to speak [F] too soon, but, uh, [C] we may [A] have saved [B] Christmas.
[C] Special thanks to [F] you, Adam, [C] for paying attention.
Yeah, [Em] screw you.
[C] I'll see [F] you tomorrow at rehearsal.
Yeah, [C] you'll see me tomorrow at rehearsal. _ _ _ _
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_ This year has been [D] a little crazy [E] for the [A] Andersons.
You may recall [D] we had some trouble [E] last year.
[A] The robot council [D] had us banish [E] to an [A] asteroid.
That hasn't [D] undermined our [E] holiday cheer.
[F#m] And we know it's [F] almost Christmas _ by [A] the marks we make on the [B]
wall.
_ [E] That's our favorite time [C#m] of year.
[E] _ [A] Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
_ Where we're working in [D] a [N] mine. _