Chords for Polyester Bride (Girly-Sound Version)

Right now, here's something real low-fi.
I can borrow a Phil Berger term, but also really good music from the girly sound.
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm _ _ [Bb] going to play a song called, The Lucky Pretty _ [C] Eye. _ _
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I'm going to play a song called, The Lucky Pretty Eye.
I was thinking _ [F] not ten days ago, _ [Bb] _ _ _
about all the [C] famous men [F] that I'd like to know.
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And I [C] asked Henry, _ [F] my bar-kidding _ friend, [Bb] _ _
if I should bother [F] dating _ _ unfamous men.
And [Bb] then he said, _ _ you're lucky to [C] even know me.
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You're lucky to be alive.
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_ You're lucky to [C] be drinking _ champagne,
because [Bb] I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty _ [C]
eyes.
_ _ And then he [Ab] said, do you want [Eb] to do _ _ [Db] polyester _ riding?
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Or [Eb] do you want to hang your [Db] head and die?
Do _ _ [Ab] _
you [Ebm] want to find _ [Db] alligator _ cowboys [Bb] who say just what I'll [Ab] say? _
[Eb] Do you want to pack your [Db] things and fly away _ [G] _ [Eb] from here?
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_ _ And he says to [Ab] you, do [Eb] you want to pack your [Db] things and fly away _ [G] _ [Ab] from here?
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And I was thinking _ [F] not two days [F] _ ago, _ [Bb] _ _
about a _ [F] beautiful _ boy that I know.
_ [Bb] And _
[F] I was thinking him, because he wouldn't call me.
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And I was thinking [F] him, because he wouldn't bother me.
[Bb] And then he said, _ you're lucky to [C] even know me.
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_ You're lucky that he's alive.
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_ You're lucky [Bb] that he's not smart enough to be you.
And then he _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] said, _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
do you want to [Eb] do _ polyester [Db] _
riding?
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[Eb] Or do you want to hang your [Db] head and die?
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Do you want to find [Db] alligator _ cowboys who say just [Gm] what I'll [Ab] say? _
[Eb] Do you want to flap your [Db] wings and fly away from here?
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_ _ And he says to [Eb] you, _ do you want to flap your [Db] wings and fly _ away _ [G] from [Bb] here?
[Eb] And _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ [Ab] was thinking him, because [Eb] _ _
he _ _ _ [Db] wouldn't call me. _ _
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_ And I was thinking [Db] him, _
_ _ [Ab] _ because he wouldn't bother me.
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_ Because I'm not [Db] listening. _ _
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I'm too busy [Db] pushing harder.
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_ I'm too busy [Db] pushing farther _ _ away.
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_ But he keeps telling [Db] me, baby, _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
baby.
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_ _ [Ab] _ You've [Eb] got time.
_ He keeps [Db] telling me, _ _ [Ab] you've _ [Eb] got _ time.
But I don't believe [Ab] him. _
_ You've got _ [Eb] _ _
time.
Because I'm not [Bbm] listening. _ _
_ [Ab] You've _ [Eb] got _ time.
I'm too busy [Db] pushing _ harder.
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_ I'm too busy pushing [Db] _
farther _ away.
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_ But he keeps telling [Db] me, baby.
_ _ _ [Eb] He says, _ baby, _ _ _ [Bb] _ do you want [Eb] to do _ [Db] polyester riding? _
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Or do [Bb] you want to hang your [Db] head and [Ab] die?
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] Do you want to find _ [Db] alligator, cowboy boots, say just what [Eb] I'll say? _
Do you want to flap your [Db] wings and fly _ [Bb] away _ [Gm] from [Eb] here?
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_ [F] And he says [D] to [Ab] you, do [Eb] you want to flap your [Db] wings and fly away _ [D] _ [Eb] from here?
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_ _ And he says [G] to [Eb] you, _ do you want to flap your [Db] wings and fly?
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