Chords for Poor Unfortunate Souls

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[A] _ _ _ I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
[E] They weren't kidding when they called me, [Bb] well, a witch
But you'll find [E] nowadays [Bb] I've mended [B] all my brews
I've hit and seen [C] the light and [E] need a switch [B] True, yes
Ha ha [Gb] ha, I [A] certainly know little Marek
It's a talent that I own [Bb] shall I possess
And lately, please [E] don't laugh
[Bb] I use it [E] on behalf of the most [F] absolutely _ [E] depressed _
_ [A] _ Poor [E] _ [Am] unfortunate souls
_ [E] And pain, _ [A] _
indeed
[F] This one will [E] teach the [Am] last of those stinking [F] girls
Do I help them?
[E] Yes, indeed
_ _ [A] Poor [E] _ [A] unfortunate _ souls
So [E] _
sad, so [B] _ [A] true
[F] _
Talking to my daughter, Christ
Spells [C] her to please and I help [E] them Yes, indeed _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] Now it's happened once or twice
_ _ [G] Someone couldn't pay the price
[E] I'm afraid I had to rake across [Am] the _ _ _ coals
_ [Bb] Yes, I've had an odd complaint
_ On the whole, [C] I've been [Bb] a saint
To [E] those poor _ _ _ unfortunate _ [A] _ _ _
souls
_ _ Well, I'm [E] not as bad as Michael, I'm not as [B] clever
Than to think a girl who [Bb] gossips is a bore
There's some land that's much [E] better than this
[Bb] Won't you [E] say a word?
[F] After all, my dear, what's I [E] got battle [N] for?
Come on, man, those old lads who bless the [E] _ conversation
_ Show simple men avoid it [Bb] when they can
[Gm] They doubt [E] it's only fun when [D] a lady [E] is a con
[F] _ It's a taco, [E] it's a man
Come on, [A] yo
[E] Poor unfortunate _ [F] souls
Go [N] ahead, make your choice
I'm a [Em] very busy [Bb] man, I haven't got [E] all day
It [F] won't cost much, [E] just your voice
_ Poor _ [Em] unfortunate _ souls
[E] It's sad, I've been [A] much too
[F] If you want to [E] cause a bleach, my suit is gone
To pay the toll, [F] take a rope and [E] take a bus
And go ahead and [F] find a squirrel
Find [D] some dead, some [E] now I've got her, boys
[A] A [G] poor unfortunate _ [D]
soul
_ _ [Gb] _ _ [E] With speech poor _ _ unfortunate
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