Poor Unfortunate Souls Lyrics Chords

The only way to get what you want _ is to become a human yourself. _
Can you do that?
_ [D] _ my [Cm]
dear
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] That's what I [C] do it's what I live for to help unfortunate merfolk like _ [G] yourself _ _ _
Souls with no one else to turn to I
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Admit that in the past.
I've been a nasty _ they weren't kidding when they called me.
[Db] Well a witch
[G] But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my [Ab] ways
Repented [Db] seen the light and made [G] a switch true.
_ Yes _
And I fortunately know a little _ magic
It's a talent that I [Ab] always have possessed _ [Cm] and you lately.
Please don't laugh
I use it on behalf [Ab] of the miserable [Db] lonely [G] and depressed
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pathetic
_ _ [Cm] _ poor unfortunate _ souls [G] In _ _ _ _ me
This one longing to be thinner [Cm] that one wants to get the girl and do [D] I help them?
[G] Yes, indeed [Cm] those poor unfortunate _ souls
[D] So [G] sad so true.
[Ab] They come fucking [Abm] to my cauldron [Cm] grinds bells Ursula, please and [D] I help [G] them
Yes, [Cm] I do _ _
[D] Now it happened once or twice
[F] Someone couldn't pay the price and [G] I'm afraid I had to break them [Cm] across the girls _ _ _
[Db] Yes, I've had the out complaint but on the whole [Ab] I've been [Db] a saint _
[C] to those poor
_ unfortunate _ [G]
souls _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ We gotta do [Ab] I become human [D]
I'll never be with my father sisters [G] again _
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_ _ _ _ [G] Life's full of tough choices
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_ _ [B] _ Oh
[B] _ [Fm] And there is one more thing [Em] we [C] haven't discussed the [G] subject of payment, but I don't have I'm [Abm] not
_ [Ab] Just a [G] token really a [Cm] trifle what I want from [D] you is
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ But without my voice how can I you have your looks [Cm] your pretty [G] face _ and don't
estimate the importance of [A] _ body _ _ language
The [E] men of they don't like a lot of blabber _
_ They think a girl who [Bb] gossips is a poor
[Em] Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not [A] to say a word [Bb] and after all dear what [Eb] is idle [A] paddle for
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_ _ Two gentlemen avoided [Eb] when they can
_ [E] But they don't [A] assume on [E] the lady [A] who's withdrawn.
[Bb] It's she who holds her tongue [A] who gets a man
Come on, you [Dm] poor _ unfortunate soul [E] Go [A] ahead
[Dm] Make your choice.
[E] I'm a very busy woman [Dm] and I haven't got all day
It won't cost [E]
much just [A] your voice [Dm] your poor unfortunate soul
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[Dm] _ _ _ you [E] want to [A] cross a bridge like [Dm] you've got to pay the toll take a [Am] go and take a breath and go ahead and
Sign the scroll
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[Dm] The [F] boss is on [B] a roll _
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_ _ [F] _ Lugas [G] of Ruga [Fm] can wins of [Bbm] the [Fm] Caspian Sea _ _ _
_ _ Now racist [Em] while [Fm] psychosect [Eb] max laryngitis [Ab] not both shade [C] to me _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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