Pot Smokin Chords' by Muck Sticky

[D] Well, I'm a pot smoking [C#m] hippie, [A] my name's Muck Sticky, some call me Mervis [C] Drifty, come [D] and get high [A] with me.
Here kitty kitty, I'm feeling kinda frisky, [G] big fat [F#] bag of [A] weed and you can fix me, kiss me on the tricker, twist a hootie mac,
you can borrow my lighter but bring it right back, this party is jumping, we're tucked up and call me Chumba Wumba,
get knocked down but I get up again, here light this up again and [G#] maybe then you and [A] me, we can get so high.
_ Pot smoking, _ we're gonna get so high, _ because we're pot smoking, we're gonna get so high, because we're pot smoking, _
I said we're gonna get [E] high, [A] because we're pot smoking, I said we're pot [Em] smoking,
oh hell [A] you some bitches wanna [F#m] smell some [E] really good shit, [A] here you go, _ _ _ _ [D]
[E] smell this,
[A] I [G] love [C#] smoking marijuana, [D] it makes [A] me feel fantastic, [E] so I do [A] it when I wanna,
y'all ain't gonna convince me weed is a bad thing, especially since you're so mad man,
and I'm cool, calm, collected, well respected, motivated, driven, wide awake and livin',
making a living with my God given talent, [G] Sally Fork, Tally Ho, [A] onward we go,
[D] if your road [F#m] was sticky, [E] you're [A] gonna get so high, because we're pot smoking, _
I said we're getting high, [A] _ because we're pot smoking, we're gonna get so high,
[A] because we're pot smoking, _ that's right we're getting high, _ because we're pot smoking. _
_ _ _ Good morning sunshine, [F#m] how you [E] feeling?
[A] [G] Alright me [A] too, _ [Cm] I'm [F#m] glad to be [E] here,
[A] [Gm] thankful for [A] my time on this earth, my mom, my [F#m] sis, and all the people I [A] love,
my [G] animal friends [A] too, and my plant [F#m] friends too, [E] let's get [A] high, wake and bake,
break it down and roll it up, on with my life mission, no slowing up, much sticky blowing up,
it's the big time, if you like fun music, you'll dig mine, I came here to help the world feel good,
hit this here, it's some real good, would you like to party with me and my friends,
what you waiting on, light it up then, [G] brighten up and tighten up [A] all the loose ends,
fire [Bm] off, yeah right [A] on man, we're pot smoking, you know we're pot smoking,
we're gonna get so high, _ because we're pot smoking, you know we're getting [B] high,
[A] I said we're pot smoking. _
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