Chords for Pre-Apocalyptic Blues

_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [B] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Fm] You can read it in the paper, [A] watch it on the [D] news, _ [F] everybody's got the [G] pre-apocalyptic
blues, [F] you better be ready _ [C] when the shit goes down.
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [E] You [F] better head on down to Costco, get [A] you a buggy full of rice and [Db] beans, and you supply
a two [G]-ply for your composting latrine, [F] so you'll be ready _ [Abm] [C] when the shit [Ab] goes [F] down.
_ _ _ _ _ [A]
Don't hesitate, don't [Dm] procrastinate or you'll all be running [A] scared, there ain't no second
chance [Dm] for the braver impaired, [G]
and you know there's a couple of [E] commies [B] hiding underneath
your bed, [C] and the zombies gonna eat [Db] up all the brains in your head.
[F] I got a Rambo knife with a compass [A] and ballistic [Db] bug out bag, [Bb] got an AK-47, about [B] a hundred
extra mags, [F] I'm gonna be ready _ _ [C] when the shit [F] goes down.
[Bb] _ _ [F] You know what I'm talking about. _ _
_ _ _ [Gbm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _ I says, and I got [A] about a billion red Chinese, [Bb] you say [D] you ain't worried, [G] I say honky please,
you [F] better be ready, ready, ready, [C] when the shit goes [Fm]
down.
_ _ Yeah, [Dm] cause, by [A] my Jacuzzi, there's an Uzi [Dm] and an RPG, [A] got a Stinger missile mounted
on my SUV, _ [G] they won't get to me, no matter who they are, [C] I got [F] landmines buried [Ab] all over
[G] my yard, [F] cause I read an elevator, I watched it on the news, [Bb] and now I got the [D] cryptic
apocalypse, [B] _ I'll [F] be ready _ _ [C] when the shit goes down.
[Bb] _ _ [F] Yeah, well you better be ready _ [Ab] when the shit _ [C]
goes _ _ down.
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_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
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_ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [G] _
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_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [A] _
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_ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [A]
Yeah.
_ _ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
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_ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _
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