Chords for Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates
Tempo:
111.75 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
Am
F
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hi.
This is a song for all you pregnant women out there.
[C] [G] [Em]
[Am] [F] [G] [C]
[G] Pregnant women are [Am] smug.
[F] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
Because [C] they're pregnant.
[Em] Elephant son of a gun.
[Am] [F] You think you're so deep now, you [G] give in creeps now, that [C] you're pregnant.
I can't count all the [Bm] ways how.
[Am] You speak in [G] clichés now.
So, do you want a boy or a girl?
Oh, [Bbm] it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy.
[E] Really?
Because I don't feel like those two things are related.
It's not like one or the other.
Oh, [Bb] really?
As long as it's healthy.
[C] I can't [G] wait to hear someone [Em] say,
[Am] don't [F] care if it's brain dead, don't care if it's limbless, [C] if it has a penis.
Pregnant women [Em] are smug.
[Am] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
[C] Because they're pregnant.
This new world you're [G]
enjoying
[Am] makes you really [G] annoying.
So, is [N] it a boy or a girl?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
What do you mean?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Who's the [Db] father?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
[C] [G] I don't really care.
[Am] I [F] was being polite now, since [G] you have no life now, that [C] you're pregnant.
You say [Em] you're walking on air.
[Am] You think [F] that you're glowing, but you have been [G] hoeing, and [C] now you're pregnant.
[Am] You're just giving [G] birth now.
[Am] You're not [G] Mother Earth now.
Oh my gosh, I have so much [Bb] going on.
I got my novel published, I [B] moved, I got married.
Gosh, you know, [Fm] everything seems so trivial now [Gm] that I'm pregnant.
Well, I also [N] helped end gang violence in Mexico, and I raised a
You know, I can't even really remember what I did before I was pregnant.
Everything just [Bbm] seems so meaningless.
[C] Pregnant women are smug.
[Am] [F] Everyone knows it, [G] nobody says it, [C] because they're pregnant.
F-ing [Em] son of a gun.
[Am] You think [F] you're so deep now, you [G] give me the creeps now.
[D] Now that you're [C]
This is a song for all you pregnant women out there.
[C] [G] [Em]
[Am] [F] [G] [C]
[G] Pregnant women are [Am] smug.
[F] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
Because [C] they're pregnant.
[Em] Elephant son of a gun.
[Am] [F] You think you're so deep now, you [G] give in creeps now, that [C] you're pregnant.
I can't count all the [Bm] ways how.
[Am] You speak in [G] clichés now.
So, do you want a boy or a girl?
Oh, [Bbm] it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy.
[E] Really?
Because I don't feel like those two things are related.
It's not like one or the other.
Oh, [Bb] really?
As long as it's healthy.
[C] I can't [G] wait to hear someone [Em] say,
[Am] don't [F] care if it's brain dead, don't care if it's limbless, [C] if it has a penis.
Pregnant women [Em] are smug.
[Am] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
[C] Because they're pregnant.
This new world you're [G]
enjoying
[Am] makes you really [G] annoying.
So, is [N] it a boy or a girl?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
What do you mean?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Who's the [Db] father?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
[C] [G] I don't really care.
[Am] I [F] was being polite now, since [G] you have no life now, that [C] you're pregnant.
You say [Em] you're walking on air.
[Am] You think [F] that you're glowing, but you have been [G] hoeing, and [C] now you're pregnant.
[Am] You're just giving [G] birth now.
[Am] You're not [G] Mother Earth now.
Oh my gosh, I have so much [Bb] going on.
I got my novel published, I [B] moved, I got married.
Gosh, you know, [Fm] everything seems so trivial now [Gm] that I'm pregnant.
Well, I also [N] helped end gang violence in Mexico, and I raised a
You know, I can't even really remember what I did before I was pregnant.
Everything just [Bbm] seems so meaningless.
[C] Pregnant women are smug.
[Am] [F] Everyone knows it, [G] nobody says it, [C] because they're pregnant.
F-ing [Em] son of a gun.
[Am] You think [F] you're so deep now, you [G] give me the creeps now.
[D] Now that you're [C]
Key:
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Hi.
This is a song for all you pregnant women out there.
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] Pregnant women are [Am] smug.
[F] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
Because [C] they're pregnant. _ _
[Em] Elephant son of a gun.
[Am] _ [F] You think you're so deep now, you [G] give in creeps now, that [C] you're pregnant.
_ _ I can't count all the [Bm] ways how.
_ [Am] _ You speak in [G] clichés now.
_ So, do you want a boy or a girl?
Oh, [Bbm] it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy.
[E] Really?
Because I don't feel like those two things are related.
It's not like one or the other.
Oh, [Bb] really?
As long as it's healthy. _ _ _
[C] I can't [G] wait to hear someone [Em] say,
[Am] don't [F] care if it's brain dead, don't care if it's limbless, [C] if it has a penis. _ _ _
Pregnant women [Em] are smug.
[Am] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
[C] Because they're pregnant.
_ _ This new world you're [G]
enjoying
_ [Am] makes you really [G] annoying. _
_ _ So, is [N] it a boy or a girl?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
What do you mean?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Who's the [Db] father?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling. _ _
_ [C] _ [G] I don't really care.
[Am] I [F] was being polite now, since [G] you have no life now, that [C] you're pregnant.
_ You say [Em] you're walking on air.
[Am] You think [F] that you're glowing, but you have been [G] hoeing, and [C] now you're pregnant.
_ [Am] _ You're just giving [G] birth now.
[Am] _ You're not [G] Mother Earth now.
_ Oh my gosh, I have so much [Bb] going on.
I got my novel published, I [B] moved, I got married.
Gosh, you know, [Fm] everything seems so trivial now [Gm] that I'm pregnant.
Well, I also [N] helped end gang violence in Mexico, and I raised a_
You know, I can't even really remember what I did before I was pregnant.
Everything just [Bbm] seems so meaningless. _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Pregnant women are smug.
[Am] _ _ [F] Everyone knows it, [G] nobody says it, [C] because they're pregnant.
_ _ _ F-ing [Em] son of a gun.
[Am] _ You think [F] you're so deep now, you [G] give me the creeps now.
_ [D] Now that you're [C]
This is a song for all you pregnant women out there.
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] Pregnant women are [Am] smug.
[F] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
Because [C] they're pregnant. _ _
[Em] Elephant son of a gun.
[Am] _ [F] You think you're so deep now, you [G] give in creeps now, that [C] you're pregnant.
_ _ I can't count all the [Bm] ways how.
_ [Am] _ You speak in [G] clichés now.
_ So, do you want a boy or a girl?
Oh, [Bbm] it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy.
[E] Really?
Because I don't feel like those two things are related.
It's not like one or the other.
Oh, [Bb] really?
As long as it's healthy. _ _ _
[C] I can't [G] wait to hear someone [Em] say,
[Am] don't [F] care if it's brain dead, don't care if it's limbless, [C] if it has a penis. _ _ _
Pregnant women [Em] are smug.
[Am] Everyone knows it.
[G] Nobody says it.
[C] Because they're pregnant.
_ _ This new world you're [G]
enjoying
_ [Am] makes you really [G] annoying. _
_ _ So, is [N] it a boy or a girl?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
What do you mean?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Who's the [Db] father?
Oh, we know, but we're not telling. _ _
_ [C] _ [G] I don't really care.
[Am] I [F] was being polite now, since [G] you have no life now, that [C] you're pregnant.
_ You say [Em] you're walking on air.
[Am] You think [F] that you're glowing, but you have been [G] hoeing, and [C] now you're pregnant.
_ [Am] _ You're just giving [G] birth now.
[Am] _ You're not [G] Mother Earth now.
_ Oh my gosh, I have so much [Bb] going on.
I got my novel published, I [B] moved, I got married.
Gosh, you know, [Fm] everything seems so trivial now [Gm] that I'm pregnant.
Well, I also [N] helped end gang violence in Mexico, and I raised a_
You know, I can't even really remember what I did before I was pregnant.
Everything just [Bbm] seems so meaningless. _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Pregnant women are smug.
[Am] _ _ [F] Everyone knows it, [G] nobody says it, [C] because they're pregnant.
_ _ _ F-ing [Em] son of a gun.
[Am] _ You think [F] you're so deep now, you [G] give me the creeps now.
_ [D] Now that you're [C]