Presidents of the United States of America - Bad Times Chords

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_ _ _ _ You never had rabies, you never gained weight.
You never drank poison, you watched what you ate.
You never came home with a terrible scar.
You never so much as put a scratch on my car.
You never got measles, you never got gout.
You never got dizzy and you never fell out.
You never suggested we all play charades.
You never picked up any live hand grenades.
You twisted your ankle, I carried you.
You got a divorce, so I married you.
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you.
I wish there were more bad times to see you through.
I wish there were more [G#] bad times.
[C#] I wish there were more bad times.
I wish there were more bad times.
_ _ _ I wish there were more bad times.
I wish there were _ _ _ _ _ _
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more bad times.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, you never had a bad dream.
You never had a bad dream, _ you never had a bad dream.
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you.
I wish there were more bad times to see you through.
I wish there were more bad times.
So [F#] many things did [C#] go wrong, [G#] but the list is [C#] not long enough.
Not enough bad things to fill up a song.
Wish there were more bad times.
Wish there were more bad times.
Wish there were more bad times.
Wish there were more bad times.
I'd rather gather [G#] your bones, than mop up [C#] this mess.
[F#] Scrub us all spotless, wreck our success.
[G#] I was holding your hand when it fell on the floor.
When you left you broke the knob on the door.
I wish there were more bad times.
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