Pretzel Logic Chords by Steely Dan

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[A] would love [Am] to tour the Southland [F] in a traveling minstrel show.
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[Em] Yes, [Dm] I'd love to tour the Southland [G] in [Dm] a traveling [A] minstrel show.
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Yes, [Bm] I'm [E] gonna be a star and [D] make them laugh.
Sound [E] just like a record [A] on [D] a phonograph.
Those days [E] are gone forever, [C] over [D] a long [C] time ago.
_ [F] Oh yeah. _ _
[G] _ _ _ [F#m] Hey, hey!
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_ [Bm] _ [Am] _ _ [F#m] Never met [Am] Napoleon, _ [B] [Am] but I plan to find the [Bm] time.
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[A] _ [D] _ [Am] _ I have [Em] never [Dm] met Napoleon, _ [E] [Dm] but I plan [A] to find [Bm] the time.
[Am] Yes, [A] I do.
[Am] _ [Bm] Cause he looked [E] so fine [Am] up on [D] that hill.
[Bm] They [E] tell me he was lonely, [D] he's [Am] lonely [G] still.
[D] Those [E] days are gone [A] forever, [C] [D] over a long time [C] ago. _
[F] Oh yeah.
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_ [F] stepped up on the platform, the man gave me the news.
[Am] He said, you must be joking son, where did [Bm] you get those [C] shoes?
[Em] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] Where did you get those [D] shoes?
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[Am] Well [D] I've seen [E] them on the TV, [C] the movie [D] show.
They say [E] the times are changing, [A] but I [C] just [D] don't know.
[Bm] These things [E] are gone forever, [A] [C] over [D] a long [C] time ago.
Oh [Dm] yeah.
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