Project Pat-Gorilla Pimp Chords

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[G] [Gm] If you thinkin' I'm strange, then you better think twice
Say you ain't got no cheese, then I'm jugga and high
[Eb] Bout to click on Ned's kids, cause she need to [G] learn
[Eb] Beat her with my pistol, when I found she [G] burned me
[Gm] It's the first of the month, you can call me Sambo
I'm addicted so down, cause I like to gamble
[Eb] In a verse I ramble, on her head I [G] trample
[Eb] Where the hell the damn gold, oh silly [G] asshole
You know we done [Gm] gone, bro, and I like the true snow
Sip me yak, with your cap, it's the perfect combo
You [Eb] can be a J-Bro, if you callin' [G] Po-Bo
[Eb] I'ma call your mama up
Bitch, that's a [Gm] no-no, don't get personal
I never [Bb] let go, if you did wanna run
You'll get beat to the bone
[Eb] I'm a gorilla, girl, you can call me [G] Grey
Hey, [Eb] knockin' teeth is out your mouth
Need to get your [Gm] shit straight
I'm a gorilla on a hoe
[Bb] I'm a pimp, nigga, you ain't [D] know
[Eb] I'm a madman on a stove
[G] [Eb] I'm out here, got no place to hold
[Gm] Cause my heart's slowin' on her low
I ain't too fly to go for blow
[Eb] So bitch, don't draw my soul
[Gm] [Eb] If you do, mama, cut your throat
[Gm] Talkin' smart to a pimp, you done broke the first rule
I'ma come on your job, I'ma act a damn fool
When your boss walk in, I'ma play it all cool
If he steppin' nine pigs, I'ma slap his ass, ooh
All that loud talkin' hoes, need to go and settle down
For your friend, have to pick your [Bb] ass up off the ground
I [Eb] got love for your ghost, meanin' that I [G] love you
[Eb] Married to this cheap ho, and I'm screamin' [G] I do
[Gm] No money for a Mac, mean drama for a hoe
Paramedics told me, you threw [Bb] the trauma center, though
[Eb] Mustard dip, broke her head, but I got my [G] bankroll
Try [Eb] to put a struggle up, so she got her [G] ass rolled
[Gm] Buyin' you Taco Bell, but a pimp eatin' steak
Cornbread, collard greens, chitlins on my bed
I [Eb] was late for a date, and she [G] always drippin'
She [Eb] can't hate my fuckin' guts, but she lovin' [Gm] my belly
I'ma go [D] with a ho, the hoe
[Bb] I'm a pimp, nigga, you ain't know
I'm [Eb] a madman on a stove
[G] I'm [Eb] out here tryin' to bring a hoe
[G] Cause [Gm] I hustle on the low
I ain't tryin' to [Bb] overgrow
[Eb] So bitch, don't draw my soul
[Gm] If [Eb] you do, I'ma cut your throat
[G] Mixin' game with [Gm] some yak is a deadly [Bb] potion
If I hit it from the back, bitch, I want devotion
In [Eb] your pussy's throat, boom, pour a pimpin' [G] smoke
And be [Eb] your ape if you try to play my [G] emotions
[Gm] I'ma crack a hoe's dome, I ain't broke a damn [Bb] note
Now the nigga my phone, so I broke the bitch's jaw
You [Eb] done quit your damn job, then you need to start [G] owin'
Boots [Eb] and clothes, playing case, cause a pimp ain't [G] throwin'
In the club, shakin' [Bb] hands, they can bring plenty bad
But you get more, ooh, with a VIP pass
Say [Eb] your ass got robbed, well you should've given [G] money
Now you [Eb] get the fuck up outta here, go and get the [G] money
Use [Gm] a dummy, tryna pop, pony me or get you killed
Bitch, I ain't the chargee, I'ma [Bb] charge you for real
So [Eb] don't get it twisted, I'm the pimp, you the [Gm] bitch
Nigga, [Eb] bring the loot, before you get your throat