Chords for Public Parking - Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

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_ Hello, mother.
_ [G#] Hello, father.
_ Here I am at _ [C#m] Kathmandu.
_ [E] Just a little _ _ [F] entertaining.
_ [C] And they say we'll [D#] have some fun at this
last meeting.
_ [C#] I went hiking [G#] with Joe Spivey.
We developed _ [C#m] an IV.
_ _ [F] Remember _ [F#] that a scanner?
[C#] I think I told my boys we'd last night after dinner.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Me-ho, oh mother, [C#] father take.
Me [G#]-ho, I hate [C#] granada, don't [B] leave me.
Down in the [A] forest where I might [G#] get eaten by a bear. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] All the counselors, _ [G#] ate the waiters, and the late castes, [C#m] _
alligators.
[E] And my head coach [F] wants those sissies, [G#] so he raised two [D#] of us from something [G#] called
missies.
[C#] Now I don't want that [G#] fish and scale, yeah,
_ but my bunkmate [C#] has malaria.
_ [F] You remember _ [F#] Jeffrey Hardy, _ [C#] there abouts
in [G#] warden, that's [C#] a good party.
_ _ _ Me-ho, take.
Me [F#]-ho, oh mother, [C#] father take.
Me [F#]-ho, I [C#] hate granada, don't [B] leave me.
Down in the [A] forest where I might [G#] get eaten
by a bear.
[C#] Oh, take me home.
I promise I will not _ [F#] make noise unless I [C#] hear _ the [B] voice.
Oh, please don't [A] make me stay.
I've been [G#] here one whole _ day. _ _ _
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[A] _ [C#] Zero is five, _ [G#] down in the ladder, _ how's my precious _ [C#m] little bird?
_ [E] Let me come home [F] if you miss me.
[G#] I will even [D#] let him fuck a hug and [F#] kiss me.
[C#] Wait a minute, _ [G#] he's still hailing.
_ Guys are swimming, _ [C#] guys are sailing.
_ [F] Playing baseball, _ [F#] she's a slatter.
_ [C#] Mother, father can you just let go of the [G#] slatter?
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