Chords for Punky's Dilemma (Demo), Simon & Garfunkel, Alternate Bookends

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_ Wish I [F#m] was a Kellogg's [G#m] cornflake
_ Floating in my boat, taking movies _ _ _ _ _
Relaxing [F#m] a while, _ [E] _ _
[G#m] living in _ style
_ [A] Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays [G#m] LA _
_ _ _ _ _ Casually glancing at his toupee
_ _ Wish _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ I [F#m] was an English muffin
[B] _ About to [G#m] make the most out of a toaster
_ _ _ _ _ Easing [F#m] myself down, _ [E] _ coming [G#m] up brown
_ [A] I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary [G#m] jam _
_ _ _ I'm a citizen for [A]
boysenberry [B] jam clan _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] South California
_ _ _ [G#m]
If _ [E] I become [F#m] a first lieutenant, [B] _ would you put my [E] photo on your piano?
_ _ _ _ _ To [F#m] Mary Jane, _ _ [E] _ best wishes Martin, _ [A] _ old Roger [C#] drive Dodger leave by the basement [G#m] door. _
_ _ _ _ _ Everybody [C#m]
knows what is Tippy Toeing down [G#m] there for. _ _
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[F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [G#m] _
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_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [N] _ _ _