Chords for Puscifer - "Conditions of My Parole" (Official Video - Director's Cut)

[A] _ [D] _ _ _ _ Hello Yes, hello
_ Grand theft auto.
Yes, I need to report a crisis
_ My airstream [N] has been stolen by dopers.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers.
And yes, it's a goddamn automobile dope sniffers
Dope sniffers horse thieving is a hanging offense hanging offense.
Hell this thing has a commode and a karaoke machine
I should be able to blow these fucking dopers off the goddamn map
Son of a bitch Peter you have outdone yourself this time.
This is unbelievable
[G] You know, I got it and I was thinking of you the whole time.
I didn't even know you owned an airstream
We're even hiding this thing.
So what do you think?
[E] That's that
_ Square [N] now.
Yes, we are square.
Is that air conditioning?
Hell?
Yeah, TC.
Holy shit.
It's the good kind
It's cold.
Why you got a picture of Ronald Reagan in there?
_ _ You lost a screw you communist robots fucking Democrat I swear to God
This is better than that time.
You gave me that iPhone with all them names loaded on it already anyone asked for
Ginger might want to just hang up on that one fucked hard.
This is unbelievable Peter.
I'm gonna call my friends right now
We're gonna come in here.
We're gonna we're gonna
_ Tear this place down.
We're gonna party like it's _ 1990 _ [G] 9
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Cuz I was over
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I'd never get into the birdie.
But [E] what if she's a zombie or a Dracula?
I better hang on to this
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[F] Whoop whoop motherfucker _
Unless you're a bass player.
You can fucking move your ass on
_ _ [B] _ _ cops Hildy
_ You [N] off to the Y?
_ MCA fucking spreading mercury motherfucker
He _ _ _ may have not here come on now Hildy what have you that's a can of worms
You can't fucking put the monkeys back in.
I don't know how to get in the damn car _ _
Mister I've been in a car before _ _
_ [C] _ _ Look motherfucker.
You can't just go rolling in on the [D#] man's a man's home
Trailer is his White Castle.
You can't come in there _ motherfuckers with their karaoke
Let's of course you're really awesome fucking bass player or something like that fucking Adolf Spritzer
[Em] Calling all cars be on the lookout for a silver airstream trailer [B] license plate.
Br.
549 [G] fucking [E] Peter Merkin
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