Chords for Putin’s Talkin’ NUKING the West…but I know what’ll shut him up! 😆 | Buddy Brown
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What's going on y'all so Putin got some bad vodka and he's walking around telling his generals
He wants some sharks with some freaking lasers up on their heads like dr.
Evil
[A] You know it ain't like we can talk over here in the States [C] right now currently
We have a president with a stamina [Bb] of an electric car after 300 miles.
You know it's hard to be a 69 year old
Russian leader who's trying to get the Soviet Union back together, but why [F] start a war [D] most people think it's about money
Some people think it's [F] about territory.
You know what I think I think it's about sex
[E] In the [Bb] story of the Bible for instance David
He just had to have Bathsheba, but he couldn't have Sheba she was married so [Eb] David
Sent her husband to the front [F] lines to be killed
But it's 69 years old my [Em] guess is that Putin has tried Cialis and [D] Viagra and neither of them are working for him
So he's hitting the bottle harder than Captain Jack Sparrow after three days in Tortuga
[F] Starts saying crazy crap [D] like we're gonna bust out the [F] nukes and we should take this stuff serious because hell
Putin gets excited for war just as much as Michael Obama gets excited to try on a new pair of size [Bb] 14 high heels
If I was a [F] Russian general right now
I'd set up Putin with his own game show to distract him the general be like Vlad Vlad come over here come over here
I have idea
[C] We set up game show for you da [D] Vlad's like whoo game [Bb] show what it would be called
I think [F] we would call it Soviet [C] bachelor 20 beautiful women
Four weeks six weeks ten weeks twelve weeks long as you're not pissed [F] off anymore, and then [G] you fall in love da
[Eb] Vlads like [Bb] da that sounds like a very very good idea
Look that could buy us just enough time, so he's not grumpy and irrational anymore look.
I'd be [Gm] pissed off, too
There's [A] no college football in Russia.
[C] No SEC no Pac-12
No Big [D] Ten no dolled up Southern Bells with Lululemon shorts on just a big old sheet of ice
5,600 miles long where you can freeze to death get eaten by wolves and crapped over a cliff all in the same day
[F] The scariest part is [C] not just the whole world, [E] but Putin's generals are starting to call him soft
They're starting to call [Eb] him weak because at this [Bb] point
We all know the [D] Russian military is about as threatening as the Berenstain Bears on PBS
You know I know we're all joking around about Russia, but this is serious
I want y'all to think about Russia as the left hook
It's like look at this left hand look at this left hand and the right hand is actually China
[Bb] Just waiting for the opportune moment to come in and just deliver that TKO punch.
They're serious threat
[Db] Y'all know how I know because every 15 year old punk that's ever been in a [D] football locker room running his mouth about how many
Girls he's had ain't never touched a girl in his entire [Bb] life, and that's Russia
But you know what I'm worried about is the [B] kid that's way down there on the end of the bench putting on [G] his cleats being
Dead quiet [Gb] he's up to something and that's China the Russian soldiers won out of a war with Ukraine
Faster than Martha's Vineyards residents won illegals off [C] their island
That's basically [D] just the cold hard truth [Bb] Russian men ain't pissed because they want the Soviet Union back
They get pissed off when they don't have [D] firewood hell this winter in Russia
It's gonna be cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
I promise you that they get pissed off when they hear phrases like the bar is closed
Let's just let [Bb] these men go back to doing what they've been doing for thousands of years
Which is chopping wood and drinking that's what they're good [F] at maybe they can meet a nice girl named Helga
She was the champion goat [Am] thrower of her entire district last year
You got a lot [C] to live for you don't need Putin's war [Bb] so if you're a Russian general right now with love from America
I just urge you to start Soviet [E] bachelor for Putin right now
Just have [Dm] Helga and Olga [Am] show Putin that life is still worth living because he's this pissed off in the summertime
[Bb] I can't even imagine seeing him in the winter look I grew up with rednecks
I know how mad [F] cousin Ray Ray and Joe Don can get when you take their keys after last call and you hide them
[Am] You know there's been a lot of times
We walk out to the parking lot and they say a lot of mean things to me
But I get them home I [E] get them some coffee
Maybe a [Bb] PB&J sober them up and they pretty much apologize [D] for the next day
I'm pretty sure Putin will do the [Ebm] same thing for y'all best [G] of luck comrades
[E]
He wants some sharks with some freaking lasers up on their heads like dr.
Evil
[A] You know it ain't like we can talk over here in the States [C] right now currently
We have a president with a stamina [Bb] of an electric car after 300 miles.
You know it's hard to be a 69 year old
Russian leader who's trying to get the Soviet Union back together, but why [F] start a war [D] most people think it's about money
Some people think it's [F] about territory.
You know what I think I think it's about sex
[E] In the [Bb] story of the Bible for instance David
He just had to have Bathsheba, but he couldn't have Sheba she was married so [Eb] David
Sent her husband to the front [F] lines to be killed
But it's 69 years old my [Em] guess is that Putin has tried Cialis and [D] Viagra and neither of them are working for him
So he's hitting the bottle harder than Captain Jack Sparrow after three days in Tortuga
[F] Starts saying crazy crap [D] like we're gonna bust out the [F] nukes and we should take this stuff serious because hell
Putin gets excited for war just as much as Michael Obama gets excited to try on a new pair of size [Bb] 14 high heels
If I was a [F] Russian general right now
I'd set up Putin with his own game show to distract him the general be like Vlad Vlad come over here come over here
I have idea
[C] We set up game show for you da [D] Vlad's like whoo game [Bb] show what it would be called
I think [F] we would call it Soviet [C] bachelor 20 beautiful women
Four weeks six weeks ten weeks twelve weeks long as you're not pissed [F] off anymore, and then [G] you fall in love da
[Eb] Vlads like [Bb] da that sounds like a very very good idea
Look that could buy us just enough time, so he's not grumpy and irrational anymore look.
I'd be [Gm] pissed off, too
There's [A] no college football in Russia.
[C] No SEC no Pac-12
No Big [D] Ten no dolled up Southern Bells with Lululemon shorts on just a big old sheet of ice
5,600 miles long where you can freeze to death get eaten by wolves and crapped over a cliff all in the same day
[F] The scariest part is [C] not just the whole world, [E] but Putin's generals are starting to call him soft
They're starting to call [Eb] him weak because at this [Bb] point
We all know the [D] Russian military is about as threatening as the Berenstain Bears on PBS
You know I know we're all joking around about Russia, but this is serious
I want y'all to think about Russia as the left hook
It's like look at this left hand look at this left hand and the right hand is actually China
[Bb] Just waiting for the opportune moment to come in and just deliver that TKO punch.
They're serious threat
[Db] Y'all know how I know because every 15 year old punk that's ever been in a [D] football locker room running his mouth about how many
Girls he's had ain't never touched a girl in his entire [Bb] life, and that's Russia
But you know what I'm worried about is the [B] kid that's way down there on the end of the bench putting on [G] his cleats being
Dead quiet [Gb] he's up to something and that's China the Russian soldiers won out of a war with Ukraine
Faster than Martha's Vineyards residents won illegals off [C] their island
That's basically [D] just the cold hard truth [Bb] Russian men ain't pissed because they want the Soviet Union back
They get pissed off when they don't have [D] firewood hell this winter in Russia
It's gonna be cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
I promise you that they get pissed off when they hear phrases like the bar is closed
Let's just let [Bb] these men go back to doing what they've been doing for thousands of years
Which is chopping wood and drinking that's what they're good [F] at maybe they can meet a nice girl named Helga
She was the champion goat [Am] thrower of her entire district last year
You got a lot [C] to live for you don't need Putin's war [Bb] so if you're a Russian general right now with love from America
I just urge you to start Soviet [E] bachelor for Putin right now
Just have [Dm] Helga and Olga [Am] show Putin that life is still worth living because he's this pissed off in the summertime
[Bb] I can't even imagine seeing him in the winter look I grew up with rednecks
I know how mad [F] cousin Ray Ray and Joe Don can get when you take their keys after last call and you hide them
[Am] You know there's been a lot of times
We walk out to the parking lot and they say a lot of mean things to me
But I get them home I [E] get them some coffee
Maybe a [Bb] PB&J sober them up and they pretty much apologize [D] for the next day
I'm pretty sure Putin will do the [Ebm] same thing for y'all best [G] of luck comrades
[E]
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What's going on y'all so Putin got some bad vodka and he's walking around telling his generals
He wants some sharks with some freaking lasers up on their heads like dr.
Evil
[A] You know it ain't like we can talk over here in the States [C] right now currently
We have a president with a stamina [Bb] of an electric car after 300 miles.
You know it's hard to be a 69 year old
Russian leader who's trying to get the Soviet Union back together, but why [F] start a war [D] most people think it's about money
Some people think it's [F] about territory.
You know what I think I think it's about sex
[E] In the [Bb] story of the Bible for instance David
He just had to have Bathsheba, but he couldn't have Sheba she was married so [Eb] David
Sent her husband to the front [F] lines to be killed
But it's 69 years old my [Em] guess is that Putin has tried Cialis and [D] Viagra and neither of them are working for him
So he's hitting the bottle harder than Captain Jack Sparrow after three days in Tortuga
[F] Starts saying crazy crap [D] like we're gonna bust out the [F] nukes and we should take this stuff serious because hell
Putin gets excited for war just as much as Michael Obama gets excited to try on a new pair of size [Bb] 14 high heels
If I was a [F] Russian general right now
I'd set up Putin with his own game show to distract him the general be like Vlad Vlad come over here come over here
I have idea
[C] We set up game show for you da [D] Vlad's like whoo game [Bb] show what it would be called
I think [F] we would call it Soviet [C] bachelor 20 beautiful women
Four weeks six weeks ten weeks twelve weeks long as you're not pissed [F] off anymore, and then [G] you fall in love da
_ [Eb] Vlads like [Bb] da that sounds like a very very good idea
Look that could buy us just enough time, so he's not grumpy and irrational anymore look.
I'd be [Gm] pissed off, too
There's [A] no college football in Russia.
[C] No SEC no Pac-12
No Big [D] Ten no dolled up Southern Bells with Lululemon shorts on just a big old sheet of ice
5,600 miles long where you can freeze to death get eaten by wolves and crapped over a cliff all in the same day
[F] The scariest part is [C] not just the whole world, [E] but Putin's generals are starting to call him soft
They're starting to call [Eb] him weak because at this [Bb] point
We all know the [D] Russian military is about as threatening as the Berenstain Bears on PBS
You know I know we're all joking around about Russia, but this is serious
I want y'all to think about Russia as the left hook
It's like look at this left hand look at this left hand and the right hand is actually China
[Bb] Just waiting for the opportune moment to come in and just deliver that TKO punch.
They're serious threat
[Db] Y'all know how I know because every 15 year old punk that's ever been in a [D] football locker room running his mouth about how many
Girls he's had ain't never touched a girl in his entire [Bb] life, and that's Russia
But you know what I'm worried about is the [B] kid that's way down there on the end of the bench putting on [G] his cleats being
Dead quiet [Gb] he's up to something and that's China the Russian soldiers won out of a war with Ukraine
Faster than Martha's Vineyards residents won illegals off [C] their island
That's basically [D] just the cold hard truth [Bb] Russian men ain't pissed because they want the Soviet Union back
They get pissed off when they don't have [D] firewood hell this winter in Russia
It's gonna be cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
I promise you that they get pissed off when they hear phrases like the bar is closed
Let's just let [Bb] these men go back to doing what they've been doing for thousands of years
Which is chopping wood and drinking that's what they're good [F] at maybe they can meet a nice girl named Helga
She was the champion goat [Am] thrower of her entire district last year
You got a lot [C] to live for you don't need Putin's war [Bb] so if you're a Russian general right now with love from America
I just urge you to start Soviet [E] bachelor for Putin right now
Just have [Dm] Helga and Olga [Am] show Putin that life is still worth living because he's this pissed off in the summertime
[Bb] I can't even imagine seeing him in the winter look I grew up with rednecks
I know how mad [F] cousin Ray Ray and Joe Don can get when you take their keys after last call and you hide them
[Am] You know there's been a lot of times
We walk out to the parking lot and they say a lot of mean things to me
But I get them home I [E] get them some coffee
Maybe a [Bb] PB&J sober them up and they pretty much apologize [D] for the next day
I'm pretty sure Putin will do the [Ebm] same thing for y'all best [G] of luck comrades
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
He wants some sharks with some freaking lasers up on their heads like dr.
Evil
[A] You know it ain't like we can talk over here in the States [C] right now currently
We have a president with a stamina [Bb] of an electric car after 300 miles.
You know it's hard to be a 69 year old
Russian leader who's trying to get the Soviet Union back together, but why [F] start a war [D] most people think it's about money
Some people think it's [F] about territory.
You know what I think I think it's about sex
[E] In the [Bb] story of the Bible for instance David
He just had to have Bathsheba, but he couldn't have Sheba she was married so [Eb] David
Sent her husband to the front [F] lines to be killed
But it's 69 years old my [Em] guess is that Putin has tried Cialis and [D] Viagra and neither of them are working for him
So he's hitting the bottle harder than Captain Jack Sparrow after three days in Tortuga
[F] Starts saying crazy crap [D] like we're gonna bust out the [F] nukes and we should take this stuff serious because hell
Putin gets excited for war just as much as Michael Obama gets excited to try on a new pair of size [Bb] 14 high heels
If I was a [F] Russian general right now
I'd set up Putin with his own game show to distract him the general be like Vlad Vlad come over here come over here
I have idea
[C] We set up game show for you da [D] Vlad's like whoo game [Bb] show what it would be called
I think [F] we would call it Soviet [C] bachelor 20 beautiful women
Four weeks six weeks ten weeks twelve weeks long as you're not pissed [F] off anymore, and then [G] you fall in love da
_ [Eb] Vlads like [Bb] da that sounds like a very very good idea
Look that could buy us just enough time, so he's not grumpy and irrational anymore look.
I'd be [Gm] pissed off, too
There's [A] no college football in Russia.
[C] No SEC no Pac-12
No Big [D] Ten no dolled up Southern Bells with Lululemon shorts on just a big old sheet of ice
5,600 miles long where you can freeze to death get eaten by wolves and crapped over a cliff all in the same day
[F] The scariest part is [C] not just the whole world, [E] but Putin's generals are starting to call him soft
They're starting to call [Eb] him weak because at this [Bb] point
We all know the [D] Russian military is about as threatening as the Berenstain Bears on PBS
You know I know we're all joking around about Russia, but this is serious
I want y'all to think about Russia as the left hook
It's like look at this left hand look at this left hand and the right hand is actually China
[Bb] Just waiting for the opportune moment to come in and just deliver that TKO punch.
They're serious threat
[Db] Y'all know how I know because every 15 year old punk that's ever been in a [D] football locker room running his mouth about how many
Girls he's had ain't never touched a girl in his entire [Bb] life, and that's Russia
But you know what I'm worried about is the [B] kid that's way down there on the end of the bench putting on [G] his cleats being
Dead quiet [Gb] he's up to something and that's China the Russian soldiers won out of a war with Ukraine
Faster than Martha's Vineyards residents won illegals off [C] their island
That's basically [D] just the cold hard truth [Bb] Russian men ain't pissed because they want the Soviet Union back
They get pissed off when they don't have [D] firewood hell this winter in Russia
It's gonna be cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
I promise you that they get pissed off when they hear phrases like the bar is closed
Let's just let [Bb] these men go back to doing what they've been doing for thousands of years
Which is chopping wood and drinking that's what they're good [F] at maybe they can meet a nice girl named Helga
She was the champion goat [Am] thrower of her entire district last year
You got a lot [C] to live for you don't need Putin's war [Bb] so if you're a Russian general right now with love from America
I just urge you to start Soviet [E] bachelor for Putin right now
Just have [Dm] Helga and Olga [Am] show Putin that life is still worth living because he's this pissed off in the summertime
[Bb] I can't even imagine seeing him in the winter look I grew up with rednecks
I know how mad [F] cousin Ray Ray and Joe Don can get when you take their keys after last call and you hide them
[Am] You know there's been a lot of times
We walk out to the parking lot and they say a lot of mean things to me
But I get them home I [E] get them some coffee
Maybe a [Bb] PB&J sober them up and they pretty much apologize [D] for the next day
I'm pretty sure Putin will do the [Ebm] same thing for y'all best [G] of luck comrades
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _