Chords for Puttin' On the Dog [Live] - Aaron Wilburn

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He's a funny-looking character in the
People say we look a lot like
You _ _ _ know what?
There's one thing.
I know Santa Claus is not from Alabama
Why _ if he was there wouldn't be any reindeer because he'd have shot him all and put him on the hood of his truck
_ Rudolph would have been hanging up on the wall
You _ _ _ are a character
You used to sing with a happy or at least you you wrote for the happy goodness family travel with them three and a half years
We all had bunks on the bus I was the only one on the bus could roll over in bed and still be in there.
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_ _ _ In fact, I met them in Birmingham, Alabama about 29 years ago
I say and it's been great knowing them any any Baptist here.
I know mark asked about Baptist.
Let me see
Look at they're putting their hands up.
We usually don't do that.
We usually act like I'm here undercover brother.
Don't mess with me and
My Baptist pastor used to confuse me at the close of a service
He'd say bow your heads close your eyes if you have a need in your life come to the altar
How you gonna do that?
_ _ The miracles not finding the Lord miracles getting to the altar with your eyes closed.
Yeah
Well in the Baptist Church, you can sneak the altar pray real quick get back to your seat before anybody else opens their eyes
Then I visited Pentecostal church.
You've got some good Pentecostal folks here tonight
I'm sure but I'm telling you I didn't understand it go to the altar in a Pentecostal church pray for a few minutes
You think I feel good.
I'm going back to my seat.
No, you're not You're surrounded
You _ got about four people around you one in front saying hang on
One behind saying turn loose one over here saying empty Lord nothing saying fill him Jesus
If you're a bad to settle freak you out _
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Have you?
_ Have you done your Christmas shopping, you know
I'm trying to get some ideas and I came up with an idea.
Have you done yours yet?
I've got an idea for a spoke
Okay, what is it?
Well, can I sing it to you?
Yes.
Yeah.
Hey, you want some help here?
Somebody bring his guitar out.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Okay, and a mic stand.
Oh that would be _ _ _
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Stand back stand back here in the center _ _ _
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Have some _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ things I like to say right off the top of my head
For _ _
[Eb] all you men who have not done your Christmas shopping yet, and you need some ideas
I'm gonna give you one
_ _ Since all her [C] friends have got one.
Now.
My [F] wife wants one too [Bb] a
knee-length fuzzy fur coat
[Eb] Nothing else will do
Said she'd look [C] real classy
Make me proud [F] of her
If [Bb]
I just break down and buy her [Eb] a fur
_ Well, it got me [C] to thinking.
How am I [F] gonna swing that sort of deal?
[Bb] The Lord knows I can't afford it
[Eb] And it's wrong to steal but the [C] problem finally solved itself [F] like a bolt out of the blue
[Bb]
Jumped right out in front of [Ab] me on [Eb] Highway 20 _ _
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_ _ Well that [Fm] big old German [C] Shepherd
My _ [F] car he did not see
[Bb] Now he's in dog heaven, [Ab] but his hat [Eb] belongs to me
_ _ For three [C] weeks in the basement, I work [F] late almost every night
[Bb] It was mostly trial and error, [Eb] but I finally got it, right.
I
Put it in [C] a cardboard box
[F] Carried it upstairs to her.
[Bb] Oh, she was tickled pink to see [Eb] that fur
_ Now she's got a [C] fancy fur coat [F] reaches all the way to her knees
[Bb] But she's been complaining lately [Eb] said her closets full of fleas _
[Fm] She don't know [C] old [F] Fido is wrapped around her tight
[Bb] _ She's putting on the [Ab] dog when she goes out [Eb] at night
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_ _ _ Well
She's been [C] depressed here lately since I backed [F] out over the cat, [Bb] but I think she'll feel much better
[Eb] When I give her this new fur hat
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