Qualified Chords by Dr. John

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_ _ Looky [Eb] here, _ [Ebm] little [Eb] hood, check it out.
[Ab] _ [Ebm] [Eb] Looky here, looky [Bbm] here. _
_ [Eb] [Db] Your steak [Eb] _ [Ebm] ain't no different [Eb] than my pork [Ebm] chop.
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[Eb] Your [Db] Cadillac _ [Eb] _ [Bbm] ain't no different [Eb] than my [Bbm] butterfly.
_ [Eb] _ _ [Fm] _ [Db] _
[Eb] Your [Bbm] champagne [Eb] _ [Ab] ain't [C] no [Eb] different than my [Fm] butterfly.
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[A] _ [Bb] _ Looky here, I'm ready to take care of business.
[Ab] Have no fear, I'm [Gb] [F] already [E] here.
[Eb] [Db] Yeah, you're [Ebm] not, [Eb] _ [Bbm] _ _
[Eb] no, I don't [Bbm] qualify.
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_ [Eb] _ Your top hat _ [Ab] [Ebm] ain't no better [Eb] than my [Bbm] gingerbread.
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_ [Eb] And your [Ebm] soft skin [Eb] _ [Bbm] ain't no better [Eb] than my [Bbm] Levi's [Eb] gym. _ _ _
_ The money [Ab] you [Db] got, [Eb] _ [Fm] it [Db] ain't no [Eb] better than a higher [Bbm] spending bin.
[Ebm] _ [Eb] _ [Gb] _
[G] _ [Am] _ [Bb] _ All I've got for you ain't better common sense.
[Ab] I believe in my heart, the best it is [Gb]
[F] experience.
[E] _ [Eb] [Db] Yeah, you're not, [Ebm] _ [Eb] _ [Bbm] _
[Ebm] you [Eb] know that I'm [Bbm] qualified.
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[Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ [Db] You may find [Ab] me in a pride [Eb] just lump.
You're [B] hanging out with [Fm] all your old [Eb] bum.
_ I [Db] may be sick [Ab] and I may [Eb] seem dumb.
That [B] don't mean you know [Fm] where I'm coming [Eb] from.
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[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Eb] _ [Db] _ [Eb] _
_ [C] _ Now look how I sit, [Eb] _ _ [Bbm] _
[Eb] just make a little [Ab] room [Ebm] for me.
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[Db] _ [Eb] Your [Ab] social [Ebm] life [Eb] _ _ [Ab]
[Ebm] ain't no better [Eb] than my hot [Ab] dog [Eb] stand.
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[Ebm] _ [Eb] Your [Ab] _ [Db] [Eb] education _ [Db]
ain't no [Eb] different than what you [Bbm] understand.
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_ _ [Fm] Your woman [Ebm] that you got, [Eb] [Ab] she [Ebm] ain't no different than a [Eb] high [Ab]-loving [Ebm] band.
It's [Eb] _ [Gb] _
[Gm] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ just my word to control.
[Ab] _ I can't see clean through your [Gb]
[F] blinds.
[E] All I, [Eb] and I won't tell you [C] now, _ [Eb] _ _
[C] but you [Eb] know that I'm qualified.
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[Eb] _ _ _ [Db] Look at me, I'm [Ab] steppin' up in class.
[Eb] _ You better watch [B] out, [Ab] I'm steppin' up fast.
[Eb] _ _ You can [Bbm] hang a jacket on [Ab] me, I'm hanging [Eb] out in a pride jacket.
[B] Hanging out with all [Ab] the rednecks with [Eb] rubber ducks.
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