Sad Professor Chords by R.E.M

[D] _ If we're talking _ [G] about love, _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ then [A] I have to _ tell you
_ _ [D]
Dear _ _ [A] readers, _ [G] I'm not sure where I'm [D]
headed
_ I've _ gotten [A] _
lost before
_ _ _ [G] _
I've woke [A] up [Dm] stone drunk [F] face down in the floor
_ _ [A] Late afternoon, [D] the classes _ are on
_ _ _ _ I started, I _ _ _ jumped _ [A] out
[D] Everyone thinks _ I'm home
_ _ _ _ _ _ Everybody hates the drunk _ _ _ _
This may [G] be a live _ _ _ invention
_ _ [D] _
_ _ Professors _ muddled [A] in their _ intent
_ To [D] _
_ [A] try to rope [G] in _ _ followers
_ _ [D] To float [A] their _ _ _ _ malcontent
_ _ _ _ [G] _
As [A] for this reader, [Dm] I'm _
[Am] already [F] spent
_ _ [A] Late [D] afternoon, the classes _ are on
_ _ _ I started, I _ _ jumped out
[A] Everyone [D] hates the sad professor _ _
I _ _ _ _ hate well, I wound up _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ Dear _ readers, _ _ [G] my _ _ apologies
_ [D]
I'm drifting _ _ in [A] and _ out of sleep
Long [D] _
_ silence [A] presents the _ [G] _
tragedies of love
My pH [D] get afraid, the surface hazy with [A] _
_ attendant _ thoughts
_ [G] _
A lazy [A] eye met a [F] _
follower
_ Late _ [A] _ _
afternoon, [D] the classes are _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] on
I [G] started, I [D] _ _ _ jumped [A] out
_ Everyone [G] [D] hates the bored _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ Everybody [G] _ [D] hates the drunk _ _ _
[A] _ Everyone [D] hates the sad professor _
I _ _ _ _ [A] _
hate [D] well, I wound up _ _
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