Chords for R.L Burnside / The Criminal Inside Of Me

Mom, Mom, I want some milk. _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Yeah, _ back years ago in _ the month of June, _ _ when all those animals got together and had
that party down in the house of Brother Soon. _ _ _
_ Now the little monkey, _ _ he was most enlightened.
_ _ He was a hot mother, of course he wasn't enlightened. _ _ _ _ _
_ Well, late that night, _ he looked at his watch, _ _ _ and said, I got half past nine.
_ _ I know goddamn well it's party time.
_ _ _ He looked up over his nose, _ got that long 44, _ _ _ started walking down the street.
_ _ While he's walking down the street, he was walking slow.
_ He kicked the elephant's ass instead of allowing the road.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Then he went on down to this building _ _ where they was having this party at. _ _ _ _
And he made a loud knock on the door. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Said, you mammoth fuckers, _ _ in there drinking your goddamn tea. _ _ _ _
You don't give me some of that shit, they're going to bring up the motherfucking party. _
_ _ _ [G] _ Said, I got a ass-pack of the [Em] whiskey and [G#] a front-pack of the gin.
[Gm] I'm going to open this door, I'm going to kick [G] your motherfucking ass. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ That's when the loud jumped up, you know. _ _
_ _ _ Said, listen to that little squirt out there talking shit.
It couldn't mean a thing.
_ _ Trying to bullshit the public, you know damn well up the gang. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ But he opened the door, and he opened it wide, _ _ _ _ and the little bad monkey stepped inside.
_ _ _ _ Said, all you motherfuckers, get off those steak toast and quit your clowning, because you know you're wrong.
_ _ _ So a queen of diamonds on the table and four diamonds in the floor.
_ _ _ And cut the lights out with his party folk.
_ _ _ _ By that time, one of them pimps had the light.
_ _ _ He jumped up on the counter and showed back his vest.
Said, every motherfucker in here is under arrest.
He the police, you know. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ He was the main man, you know. _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ Wow!
Yeah!
_ _ Hey!
Wow!
Yeah! _ _ _ _ _ _
Woo!
_ _ _ Well, well, well.
Yeah! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hey, R.L.
Hey!
_ R.L. for a time.
Talk to me now.
_ _ _ R.L.
Huh?
R.L.,. listen, man. I'm a little short on money right now, and I'm wondering. R.L., you got 40 nickels. How many? I need 40 nickels for a bag of [F] potato chips. Come on, man. _ If you don't get out of my [G] face quick, _ _ I'm going to kick your ass, you son of a bitch. Ow! _ _ _ _ Yeah! _ _ _ _ _ _ Oh! Yeah! _ _ _ _ I tell you what. _ _ _ Come on, I need [A] 40 nickels. I'm not talking about the big bag of potato chips. I tell you what, if you don't get out of here and make it fast, I'm going to put my foot right in your ass. Ow! _ _ Hey! Ow! _ Yeah! Ow! _ _ _ Hey! _ _ _ _ Ow! _ _ _ _ _ Yeah! _ _