Chords for R. Stevie Moore ~ You and Me / Watch Me On the News (1975)

[N] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ I'm going to be a little fun, [Db] _ _ [B] but I'm putting you in [E] charge.
[A] I love you, _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ and I want to [A] be fun as you [E] know.
I don't [A] feel as good as you do, [Dm] so I'll be real.
_ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [B] I'm going to be a little involved, _ [E] but I want [A] you to [E] be cool.
I _ [G] won't [A] hold you [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Db] back, because you know, _ _ [B] _ I don't want you to cry.
I [E] _ _ [A] love [D] you, and I [E] want to be cool, [G] because I really [A] miss you.
[B] _ _ I'm going to [A] be fun [E] as you know.
I'm [A] going _ _ to _ _ _ [C] be a little fun, _ but _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ I want you to _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ be cool.
[A] I _ love you, and _ _ [E] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
_ I want [A] to [E] be _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [A] fun _
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [B] as you [E] know.
_ [A] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [G] _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [B] Today I [E] was minding my own [Abm] business at [B] home,
_ [Db] and [Abm]
[B] everything was fine until they [E] called me on the phone.
[Gb] _ [B] I became a headline. _
[Bm] _ [B] I still [Gb] move, it's [Ab] only seen the [Db] blues.
I don't [A] know [E] why. _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [B] The big old crew [E] arrives with lots of cameras and [B] mics.
[Gb]
They [E] told me to smile or whatever, [A] do [B] anything I [E] like.
So [B] I stepped out of my car, _ [D] and they [B] stopped me on the news.
[Db] They see me [Ab] playing the blues [B] on a tuned up B guitar.
_ _ Here's what I told [E] them. _
I said, [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [D] [B] does that make any sense to you?
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [B] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _
[Ab] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [Bb] _ [E] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [E] I _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ said, [B] yes.
_ _ [E] _ They put me [B] on the news.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
They [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ put on [Bb] a long [Abm] interview and [E] asked [Bm] me what I did.
[E] _
I [B] told them nothing much, but they grinned and shook their [E] heads.
[B] I must be something [D] big.
[B] Got me [E] on the [B] news.
[Ab] They showed me singing the [Db] blues.
[Bm] It's sort of [E] neat.
_ _ It's [G] [Abm] all [E] real.
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _