Chords for Ramblin Jug Stompers - My Eggs Don't Taste The Same Without You

_ _ _ _ _ Instrument?
He says an instrument.
Well, yes, in a manner of speaking.
Can you be more specific? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Of course, he has no idea.
A what?
_ A _ _ zucchini. _
A zucchini!
_ _ _ Goodness!
Why would he say that?
_ _ Well, _ _ _ _ _ of course,
of course,
[Ab] this young man
would have no idea
what that [E] is.
But [Fm] let's go put it up and see if he knows it or not.
Do you know [Ebm] what this is, Madeline?
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ He looks at that,
[Dm] the best he might come up with,
it's an old-fashioned [Db] laptop.
_ [Abm] _ _
Really old.
Which is everything.
[E] _ _ You _ did [Abm] _ good.
It's an old-fashioned laptop, yes it is.
[Am] It has [E] many advantages
that today's [Ab] laptops do not have.
Number one, unlimited battery life. _
_ Number two,
it [Db] has a built [E]-in printer.
[Ab] _
_ _ _ Spell-checking, a little more tedious.
_ The writer's hauling
a very large book around with you. _
_ _ You call it a dictionary.
_ Evan, do you know what a dictionary is?
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Something _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [N]
wrong
with his banjo.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ It's out of tune. _ _
Can you give [N] me,
can you give me a D? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ It's _ _ _ a big evening
out in here. _ _ _
_ _ It's still not,
[Ab] it's not quite right.
I need _ a [Abm] capital D. _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
Woo!
Ah, I got a long [G] K.
Perfect. _ _
Yeah, _ [Cm] _ [E] I should have left it at that.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm tired. _ _ _ _ _ _
I asked him for a G, but [Ab] that's me.
[G] _ _
_ That's the first time you've ever [Ab] done that routine
and actually [G] continued your day.
_ So it really is some new material.
_ _ _ I'm glad. _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ Oh, whatever.
_ You want a K?
[C] No, no, no.
He needs an [G] L.
Because it sounds [F] like L. _
_ [Em] How _ _ [A] about a B-flat? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] This _ is called
My Eggs Don't Taste the Same [G] Without You. _ _ _
[A] _ [B] _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ [Em] _
[Gb] [G] My coffee
on [C] the biscuit
and there on the stove.
[G] My toast and my juice [A] are there too. _
[C] My heart's [A] in a shambles.
[G] I can't eat [E] my scrambles.
[A] My eggs don't taste the same [D] without you. _
[G] The chair where you sit [C] keeps occupied
by [G] the cat
which you take [A] in too. _
_ [C] Sitting [A] here
fried, [G] you've taken my [E] sunny side.
[A] My eggs [Bm] don't taste
the same [G] without you.
Oh, [C] help me, Popeye.
No more _ morning kiss.
[G] No more
I [E] love you.
No [A] more lap times
with old cheeks and paper _ [D] cookies.
_ [Em] Wasn't that big news? _
[G] If you'd only come back,
[C] I'd even kick your ass.
[G] Let you wear your
shirt [A] and suit. _
[C] I could do [A] every night
with [G] your [E] one soul and my
eggs [G] don't taste the same without [D] you.
[G] Wild Bill.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ Oh, what are they [A] talking about? _ _
_ [C] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [G] _ _ [E]
Wild [A] _ [D] Bill,
ladies and [C] gentlemen.
Wild Bill. _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ No more morning [C] kiss.
[G] No more I [C] love [E] you.
No [A] more lap times
with old cheeks and paper cookies.
_ [D] _ Wasn't that big news?
Well, [G] if you'd only come back,
[C] I'd even kick your ass.
[G] Let you wear your
shirt [A] and suit. _ _
[C] I could do [A] very nicely
[G] with your one [E] soul
and my eggs [A] don't [D] taste
the same [G] without [C] [G] you.
Now I [C] could do very [A] nicely _ with [G] your [Gbm] one [F] soul
[E] and my _ _ _ eggs
_ and my _ _ [A] eggs _ _ _ _
_ don't taste [D] the _ _ _ [N] same _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ same _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
same
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [N] same _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ same _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
See you again. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Scarred
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
for life.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ [D] Wild Bill, [G] ladies and gentlemen.
Come on. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _