Chords for Rapping 1000 Words in 2 Minutes!!! (NEW WORLD RECORD)

_ Okay, y'all.
One thousand words in two minutes.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
In a couple [Eb] minutes, I'ma have to kill it
All the haters that just sit [F] up on the web, they will save [Gm] it and I'll feel it
But I'm never gonna listen to these [Dm] idiots who dumb as fuck
I punch [F] them and I kick them and I hit them [Gm] with an uppercut
They told me that I got a record that I [F] gotta break
I get your woman and get in the garage, she was [G] talkin'
Snag a film of lungs up in the air and bust you till I [F] hyperventilate
A thousand words, a hundred twenty seconds, let me get it straight
I'ma grab the motherfuckin' sun and take a bite of it
I see a rapper trying to say six-fifty a vitamin
You know the Mr.
Mack up on the track like it's a Viking
I go [Eb] psycho quick
All the ladies in the world, it's [G] like I love you
Mack, I fry their brain up and you fuckin' hog it
When I bust a rap, I find a beat, I really wanna kill him
[F] And I do it all, the mumber represent the game
I done the [Eb] sound, we're scoopin'
I'm an artist with a plan, a stack of money [F] in the video
So fast shit is a gimmick, tell the truth, I [Gm] wanna spit it slow
You don't [Dm] like the way that I be rap, I'll fuckin' sue me
I'ma get up on the stage and whip it up, you [Eb] call me Louie
I'ma kill the group at any magazine, so at [F] this scale I am the king
I order you to have a pizza [Gm] every meal, you act so cheesy
Like a bag of Doritos, I swear [F] to God, I tape your mouth shut
And I throw you in the back of a [Eb] vehicle, I'm a missile with the flow
I'm like a rapper's [F] torpedo, I got a gun up in my hand
This one's a Danny [Gm] DeVito, but now you're sinkin' like the fuck out Titanic
If [F] anybody want a piece of this, I'm Thanos, can I have it?
I [Eb] plan a list of you and me, gotta give a fuck about this shit
[F] A rapper's man, a roadie, like a chopper, and it's a hundred million [Gm] chops
So baby, I could probably squat a fuckin' elephant for good, you rest in ease
To breathe a little better air, and I'ma get my brother Clem right off the wall
Like I'm an angel with [F] a weapon, I'm an angel and I'm evil
Ballin' bitches up [Bb] in heaven, everybody call me lethal
I've been rappin' 20 [Dm] years, I walk on water like I'm Jesus
I get [G] up in [F] the ring and fight a rapper, I'm a dip-boat, and my hands are broken glass
So I can't lose the fuck [Dm] about it, I'ma hit him with a bat
Rapping my head in Delhi, [F] daddy make him think I got the dumbest stupid words he ever said
Let me take a breath so I can get back on the drums
I'm gonna sneak up on you like I'm the Phantom of the Opera
With a mask over my face, put my teeth into your throat
And then I'm drinking every drop, let it get motherfuckin' blood, my friend
I'm just a product of Peter, the clip will [N] pop in the heater
I got the spots of a cheetah, so when they gotta defeat you
You better walk away and rap it like a lunatic
I'll burn the mic and post it up on YouTube for the superchips
[Eb] Where'd you go?
So let me take [F] another breath, I'm looking hella [G] dope
And I've been pumping since I made the pancake cook up on the [C] stove
And now you rappers up on YouTube better treat me like the [Eb] Pope
Cause I'm the fucking original, you're just suffering the [N] chemicals
And you're sucking like tentacles, anybody that's lyrical
Or better just know I'm coming with the illest flow ever
Try to kick that bullshit, you get your toes severed
Flames coming out my lungs, [F] you know I'm crushing every drum
That ever popped up in the [E] warpath, burning everything that I can see or smell
I hear [F] there's lots of fire in the sky and that's the motherfucking [Eb] forecast
People wanna say Mack just [N] raps fast, really?
He ain't saying shit, you just mad cause you can't speak Aitliken
Let's do it
[Eb] Gotta spend a lot of fucking words, it's just a little [F] dumb about it
But Obama's side just circle like I blow your [Gm] mind and make it look so easy
[D] Everybody wanna try [F] it, but your lungs are probably suffocated
And you'll end up dying, [Eb] I'm a taking sword and come a fucking capillary
Loving [F] lava coming out my mouth and [Gm] I'm a rap star fucking smoking
Anybody wanna try to [Dm] play the game when Mack is losing
I be coming like a [F] wolverine, I show my teeth at you all
[Eb] My mother's body's still a rapper [F] on the floor and deadly bleeding
I be taking every dollar out your pocket now we even
I be taking every crumb out of your boot, that's so on me
And what the fuck you gonna do, I crack your soul and then I reach
And [Eb] I'm the best that ever did this, I've never rapped and not a match for [F] me
You gotta know that I can drive a loco hard, I crack the [N] tree
And poke you in the eyeball with a mic cord
And you have to see that when I rap I don't have to breathe
Oh shit, two minutes and three seconds
Well that was one thousand and thirty words
New world fucking record, yeah!
Oh shit, new world record
_ _ _ _ _ Where'd you go?
You were supposed to be in the [Eb] video with me
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