Chords for Rare !! The Wurzels - Nellie the Bionic Cow

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_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Her much [C#] anised and [F#] pasteurised in bottles and [C#] cans of any size, she's sure to give you a [F#] good surprise, she's [G#] Nelly the [C#] Bionic Cow.
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_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [G#] A man [C#] came from the ministry [G#] down to our [C#] Somerset farm, [D#] he said [G] back up in London we're here [G#] with some alarm,
[F#] that you've got [C#] a super cow [F#] whose milk's already [G#] tinned, _ [C#]
[G#] according to [C#] the dairy [F#] rules [C#] we think you may have sinned.
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The ministry [C#] of Ag and Fish [G#] has sent me down [C#] to see [D#] if this milk is drinkable for civil [G#] servants tea,
[F#] so Mrs put [C#] the kettle on [F#] and make me [G#] up a brew [C#] and then we'll see [F#] exactly [C#] what your super cow can do.
[F#] Her much [C#] anised and [F#] pasteurised in bottles and [C#] cans of [D#m] any [C#] size, she's [G#] sure to give [C#] you a [F#] good [G#] surprise, she's Nelly the [C#] Bionic Cow.
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_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ [G#] We served him [C#] up a pot of [G#] tea and a jug of [C#] Nelly's best, [D#] he sipped it very carefully and [C#] said she's [G#] passed the test,
[F#] so load her [C#] in a trailer [F#] and I'll be off [G#] double quick [C#] to take her to the [F#] scientist [C#] to see what makes her tick.
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Though we're [C#] only simple folk not [G#] very [C#] bright may say, Nelly she's our pride and [D#] joy and we'll [A#] make it [G#] stay that way,
[F#] so if you [C#] fancy talking [D#m] blokes from London [G#] show your an, [C#] I'll take me twelve more [F#] up the [C#] wall and brass you up me lan.
[F#] Her much [C#] anised and [D#m] pasteurised in bottles and [C#] cans of [D#m] any size, she's sure to [C#] give you a [F#] good [G#] surprise, she's Nelly the [C#] Bionic Cow.
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_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ [G#] He didn't [C#] like me attitude, [G#] he said I [C#] should see reason [D#] and if I didn't give her up they'd have me [G#] up for treason,
[F#] the [C#] wife was weeping buckets [F#] and I was [G#] feeling low [C#] so we [D#m] went out [C#] in the [F#] farm [C#] yard to watch our Nelly go.
[G#] I'm not the [C#] sort of fella [G#] who deals in [C#] strong arm stuff but unbeknown to all of [D#] us our Nell had had [G#] enough,
[F#] as he was [C#] hitching up the cart [F#] she caught him [G#] bending down [C#] and hit him square between [F#] the cheeks [C#] right [G#] back to [C#] London town.
[F#] Her much [C#] anised and [F#] pasteurised in bottles and [C#] cans of any size, she's [D#m] sure to give [Fm] you a good [F#] surprise, [G#] she's Nelly the [C#] Bionic Cow.
[F#] Her much [C#] anised and [F#] pasteurised in bottles and [C#] cans of [D#m] any size, [C#] she's sure [D#m] to give [C#] you a good [F#] [G#] surprise,
she's supersonic they say that she's chronic, she's Nelly