Chords for rarotongan ukelele player at the market

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_ _ [F#m] I just have to show them how [D] fast you can go because [C] they won't believe me.
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The wife wouldn't let me get [F#m] one of those.
I got the other one.
Then they said, oh the cheap one's [C] down there.
I said, [F#m] yeah but they're hard cheap.
They're hard cheap but they're not [F#] as good as that.
Yeah, [C] this is going to play much nicer isn't it?
[F#m] The wooden pegs.
That's more for [F#] show.
I'll hang that on the wall and play with the big one.
[D] _ That's quite nice.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's a_ _
_ [D] Hey, it's the same.
That's quite good.
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] Thank _ _ _ you. _ _ _
Alright, busy.
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I got to shake.
Too many bourbons last night.
I'm shaking a bit. _
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