Chords for Ratso meets the Cramps

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Alright, up next we have one of rock and roll's legendary groups.
Our next letter is C.
And actually, Ratzo got a chance to meet this group.
It's one of his favorite groups, the Kramps.
_ Alright, yes! _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ Hi everybody! _ _
_ I know your mom, _ _ about to go swimming in the sewers for an hour. _ _ _
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I'm Harry, uh, Drum Deedy.
Drum Deedy! _ _
_ _ _ _ Slim! _
Slim, hey, hey, where you playing at?
I'm playing in the basement. _ _ _
Nice bottom!
_ You ready?
I'm Poison Ivy, the rock and roll queen of Capsule.
Woo! _
_ Capsule, Ms.
Lisa, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
_ _ _ _ _ It's _ _ _ pretty ironic. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Uh, no, it goes back quite a few years.
About 500 years. _ _
Fantastic!
_ Now look, I had a question _ _ _ for you.
I had a couple.
First off, _ _ _ I'm 14 and I appreciate you doing all ages shows.
You know, we don't get to see a lot of great shows.
But, I'm a big fan of you. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Oh, that's not a great message for the kids, but you gotta be true to your, oh, I guess.
They're good drugs.
Okay, and here's another question.
_ Now last night, at the end of the show, you climbed up on the, uh, _ things, and you took
your mic stand and you, you know, wrapped [A] it around another mic stand. _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I just have a question.
_ Was that supposed to be a non-representational modernist sculpture?
[A] Or was it, you know, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
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_ It was kind of a post [F] _ modernist, uh, uh, _ coatrainer.
Awesome! _
_ _ Now, I really, really like your new album.
_ It's, uh, _ _ _
[B] hey, look at that.
It's pretty [F] good.
What's the name again?
_ _ I'm thinking from Bathville, keep your mouth shut when I'm talking.
_ [B] I thought it was Rattville.
[F] _ _ Do you guys have any Ratt songs?
_ _ It's_
I'm a Human Ratt. _
Good. _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm a Spiny _ _ Rat.
[Dm] Awesome.
I'm a Garbage Ratt.
Higgs B for _ Rattwell.
_ Hey.
Well you know, [F] I'm a vegan.
_ Straight ends.
_ Ivy I have a question for you.
I'm a Kung Fu.
Oh, [Dm] okay.
Kung Fu 16. _
Ivy, do you have a message for all the [F] girls out there?
_ _ _ _ _ Any advice?
Oh, _ uh_ _ _
just like me, and you are. _ _
_ _ Oh, I don't know. _ _
Stay mad. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ It's so much work.
It's too much work.
Don't bother.
Alright! _
That's the advice for you kids.
Just don't try.
Give up.
Don't try.
Daniel, just in general, how old are you? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Anybody? _
Slim?
Anyone?
Ask us another one.
Grow up and be a juvenile delinquent.
A juvenile delinquent?
An old one.
_ Okay.
_ Now, we're going to show your video.
I had your brand new video, but I was keeping it under the mattress with my mom.
_ _ _ I don't think [B] she'd let me show it.
But we got an older video.
_ [F] Real shoes.
You can_
_ Woo! _ _
_ _ That was, uh_
about you being a bad girl.
Yeah, but it's a shoe video.
Yeah, I don't think I can smile.
But we got an older video. _
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_ _ _ _ _ Stay sick.
Turn blue.
Oh, he's done with the sidewalk.
You guys are the best!
Let's check out the video now!