Chords for Ray Beck - Norfolk 'n Good at Spratton Fringe

I'd like to finish with some funny ones. _ _ _ _ _
_ This is a song I, me and myself, used to go down to, well we still do, go down to the East Coast quite a bit,
and, um, Norfolk and Suffolk, and, uh_
_ _ _ _ And, uh, and we liked it [Eb] so much that I decided to write a song about [A] Norfolk, you know,
about all the good things that come out of Norfolk, and, um_
[C] Is there anybody here from Norfolk, by the way?
No?
_ _ _ But anyway, I wrote this song, and when I [C] sang it to Norfolk people, they don't like it,
they think it's really awful, I don't know why.
But you sing it to Suffolk people, because they don't like Norfolk people, and they think it's marvellous.
I can't figure it out, but, uh_
Anyway, it's a song about all the good things that come out of Norfolk, it's called, uh_
If it comes [F] out of Norfolk, it's Norfolk and good.
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_ _ I married a [Dm] young girl from just outside Norwich
_ She was useless at the beach, couldn't even [D] make porridge
[D] _ [G] Well, her cake was like rocks, and her [C] buns like mud _
[D] She said, I was more cooking than I [G] said Norfolk and good _ _
I was Norfolk and [C] good, Norfolk and [D] good
My niece is cooking, it's Norfolk and good
Norfolk and [C] good, Norfolk and good
It comes out of Norfolk, it's [G] Norfolk and good
[E] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
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_ Now our village covers an old Norfolk lad _
But he ain't every motrist, [D] he drives us all mad _ _
Well, he never makes villains like we [C] think he should _
But if [D] he sees us eating, he's Norfolk [G] and good _ _
Hello, Norfolk and good, Norfolk and [D] good
Our little crumbler is [G] Norfolk and good
Norfolk and good, Norfolk [D] and good
It comes out of Norfolk, it's Norfolk and good
[Dm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[D] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ I know good lad ladies from Caster on Sea
_ _ I wish that she'd stay there [D] between you and me
_ Because [G] she serves up this beer that she calls [C] Mouth and Throat
_ [D] But tasteful like horse piss, it's Norfolk and good
_ _ _ Norfolk and good, [C]
Norfolk and [D] good
Tasteful like horse piss, it's [G] Norfolk and good
Norfolk and good, [C] Norfolk [D] and good
It comes out of Norfolk, [G] it's Norfolk and good
[E] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ We went on [D] a day trip to Wales [G] next to sea _
_ But we couldn't find the wells, so we didn't trade a sea _
_ [G] There's nothing but sand, [C] some puddles and mud _
Wales [D] next to sea, it's [G] Norfolk and good _ _
Norfolk and good, Norfolk [D] and good
Wales next to sea, it's Norfolk and good
Norfolk and [C] good, Norfolk [D] and good
It comes out of Norfolk, it's [G] Norfolk and good
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