Chords for Ray Stevens - "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens"

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_ _ _ [C] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
[Bb] Hello?
Is [Am] anybody in here?
[Bb] _ _ [Am] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F]
Troy [Bb] had a weakness for [Am] hats and when he saw [Bb] that chicken hat, [F] he couldn't [Bb] resist.
That's when [F] we decided to take [Bb] a chance and slip [F] out before he [Bb] spotted us.
_ [Fm] Who's [E] that?
[Eb] [D] Well, there ain't nobody here but us chickens.
_ [G] Around here, that's all you're gonna find.
So [C] if you think there's [Dm] an imposter [Ebm] on [C] our roster,
[F] you must be out of your cotton-picking, chicken [E]-plucking [Eb] mind.
[D] Cause there ain't nobody here but us chickens.
_ [G] So if that ain't what you're looking _ for,
you'd [Bb] be shrewd to [B] conclude you've [C] been rude to [D] intrude
[G] and be headed [C] on back out [F] that door.
_ Well, there's [Bb] always a [F] busybody to [Bb] be found,
[F]
stirring [Bb] up trouble, [F] snooping around.
[G] With their [D] knife-wounded, [Bb] stricken their nose
[G] into other people's [C] business, trying to expose
[F] a [Bb] sinister plot [F] someone to [C] [Bb] accuse.
[F] A little smutty [Bb] gossip [F] for the six o'clock news.
[G] It's getting [D] out of hand.
[Gm] It's downright vicious.
[G]
People shouldn't be so [Am] dog-mouthed,
cause [D] there ain't nobody here but us chickens.
_ [G] Around here, that's all you're gonna find.
So [C] if you think we [Dm] got a mole [Ebm] on our [Em] honor roll,
[F]
you're out of your cotton-picking, chicken [E]-plucking [Eb] mind.
[D] Yeah, there ain't nobody here but us chickens.
_ [G] So if that ain't [F] what you're looking [Gm] for,
[D] you'd [Bb] be shrewd to [B] conclude you've [C] been rude to [D] intrude
[G] and be headed [C] on back out [F] that door.
Let's do a little soft [D] claw.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [Eb] [D] Well, there ain't [C] nobody here but [Fm] us chickens.
[Gb] So [G] if that ain't [Am] what you're looking [Bbm] _ [Bm] for,
you'd [Bb] be shrewd to [B] conclude you've [C] been [F] rude to [D] intrude.
Let [Bb] me tell you, [B] sweetheart, you'd [C] be smart to [D] impart.
[Bb] You can call me [B] naive, but [C] I believe you [D] should leave.
[Bb] You better stop [B] scowling.
[C] Think I hear your [D] mama calling.
[Bb]
Don't [B] be vert, folks.
[C] Just [F] say [D] adios.
[Bb] No need to [B] explain.
Just [C] say [F] au revoir.
[D] [Bb] Yeah, and if you're [B] too shy, [C] just [F] wave [D] bye-bye.
[G] And be headed [C] on back out that, [G] be headed [C] on back out that,
[Gm]
[A] be [Bb] headed [B] _ [C] _ [Bb] right on back [F] out door.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ There's the door.
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[Bb] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Am] Right _ [Bb] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _
[Bb] this way.
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