Chords for Ray Stevens - "I Used To Be Crazy" (Music Video) [from Get Serious]

You think you can make Bray Stevens be obedient?
You're [C#] crazy!
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
Crazy?
_ They're not starting that again, are they? _
_ _ Well, people say that I'm crazy.
I'm a time bomb that's a tick.
_ [A] I even heard someone say they saw me acting like a chicken.
[B] _ I've been known to do impressions of a ducky or a cow.
I used to be crazy, but_
_ _ _ [E] I'm a whole lot better now. _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, people say I'm schizophrenic.
Now, does that make sense to you?
[A] Why, no!
I'm just beside myself to think that could be true.
[B] People say they saw me chasing cows and scratching like a hound.
You too?
Yeah, we used to have a problem, but_ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ I'm a_
[G] Why [A] can't people just accept a little _ individuality?
[E] Why must they cast aspersions on creative souls like me?
[A] I'm not that far removed from what they like to call mainstream.
[F#] Doesn't everybody from time to time like a little primal scream?
Stop! _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] Well, people say I have delusions.
Think I'm someone that I'm not.
[A] _ I know exactly who I am.
I don't know how they forgot.
[B] Why, you'd think they'd all remember the day that I was crowned.
I'm the bleeding king of England!
_ On your knees, knaves!
And I'm a whole lot [E] better now. _ _ _ _
Oh, [B] yes, I used to be crazy. _
_ Said I used to be crazy. _
_ Well, I used to be crazy.
Get that dog away from your king!
But I'm a whole lot [E] better now. _ _
_ _ _ _ Camelmen, don't let him bite ya!
_ _ _ Whoa, steady there, good one.
Just wanna get this little butterfly out over ya.
Duke?
Is that you, Duke?
Don't let him break my eggs, Duke.
I gotta get him to California. _
_ _ _ Careful, break any of them eggs.
He really goes crazy if you break [Bm] them eggs.
[E] Is this any way to treat the bleeding king of England?
_ _ _ Lordy, Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothing about bird rabies. _
The king of England would like to issue an edict.
Stay away from the bleeding eggs!
If you [Bm] break an [E] egg, it's off with your head!
_ _ _ Listen, mister, if you're the king of England, [Bm] I'm Eleanor [E] Roosevelt.
You tell him, Eleanor.
Shut up, Franklin.
Crazy?
Me?