Chords for Ray Stevens - "The Streak" (Live on CabaRay Nashville)

Oh, [G] oh me, [Eb] oh.
_ [Em] Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter [Eb] with all the news that is news across the nation.
[N] On the scene at the supermarket, there seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah I did.
I was just standing over there by the tomatoes and here you come running through the pole beans,
through the fruit and veggies, naked as a jaybird.
Ethel's over there in the jams and jellies and preserves and pickles.
I hollered over, I said, don't look Ethel!
She dropped the whole jar of kumquats and fell back into the sweet midgets there.
It was too late, she had done been incensed.
[G] Here he comes, boogity, [F] boogity, there he goes, boogity, [G] boogity.
And he ain't [C] wearing no clothes, oh yes they [F] call him the streak.
Boogity, boogity, there's his [C] thing on two feet.
Boogity, boogity, he's just as proud [G] as he can be of his anatomy.
He's gonna [C] give us a peek, _ oh yes they [F] call him the streak.
Boogity, boogity, likes to show [C] off his disease.
Boogity, boogity, if there's an [G] audience to be found,
he'll be streaking around inviting [C] public critique.
Hello once again [Am] everyone, you're watching News Reporter on the scene of the gas station.
Seems there's been [C] some disturbance here, pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
[Am]
Yeah, I did.
I was just in here trying to get a [C] little air in that car there
and he disappeared out of the traffic over there, comes [Am] sneaking around the green track.
Didn't have nothing on but a [C] smile.
I looked in there, Ethel's in there getting her [Am] cold drink.
I hollered and I said, don't look Ethel!
[C] Too late, she done been mooned.
How many [Am] she's mooned, that old boy took her picture with [C] his brownie.
I didn't think he had any [Am] film in it, I tell you that.
He flashed her right there in front of [C] the shock absorbers.
Oh yeah, one, two, [G] three.
He ain't rude, boogity, [F] boogity, he ain't loose.
[G] He's just in the mood to [C] run in the news.
Well, yes, I [F] call him the streak.
_ Like the [C] terminator.
The cheeky's always [G] making the news.
Wearing just his tennis shoes, guess you could [C] call him unique.
Hello [A] once again everyone, direction news reporter on the scene in the booth at the gym
[C] covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff.
Pardon me sir, [Am] did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did.
[C] It was halftime, I was just going down there to get Ethel a snow [Am] cone.
Here he come, right out of them cheap seats.
Right down the middle [C] of the court there, didn't have nothing on but his high top Reeboks.
[Am]
He was a dribbling.
[C] Made a jump shot, got out through the concession.
I hollered up to Ethel, I said, don't [Am] look Ethel!
Too late, she done got a free shot.
[C] Grandstanded her, right there in front of the home team.
[Am] What it was, was a personal foul, good it was.
[C] Oh yeah, it was terrible.
It was awful.
Well, yes, I [F] call him the streak.
Whoa, here he comes again.
[C] Who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you [G] Ethel?
Well, where do you think you're going?
[C] You get your clothes on.
Well, yes, I [F] call him the streak.
Brazen hussy.
[C] Say it isn't so Ethel.
_ [G]
You're kind of cute though, Ethel.
[C] Brazen! _ _ _ _
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