Chords for Ray Wylie Hubbard is, of course, Cooler n Hell

_ _ Oh, [Bm] she cast her [E] spell
[Bm] _
_ _ [B] _ _ Some things here under _ [A] heaven
[G] But [E] in hell
_ _ _ [Em] _ Still the fact that she's confused
_ Sunglasses and a suit
[C#] And a half a [E] pot of gin
And a gold tooth
[A] I don't know about life in buckets
_ _ And a [Em] pentatonic scale
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] Some [B] things here under heaven
[A] _ _ [G] Oh, just [E] colder than hell _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ Yeah, a [E] Montella cast up In _ 1955
A diner copped a pedal
And a beer bottle for a sign
[A] A black-faced, French stud
Reading on a lamp
With a [E]
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[B] That's here right there _ _ _
Some things here under heaven
[A] But [Em] just colder than hell
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[Em] Alright, this song is [E] about things that are cool
[Em] You know, you got cars, guitars, and amps, and everything
I had the very good fortune one time
To open a show for the coolest person that there ever was
And I had the [E] opportunity to sit in with him
He said, well, Ray, how can you convince me
That this guy that you're talking [Em] about was so cool
I'll tell you how I convinced [E] him
You know this thing called Twitter, right?
I heard that thing called Twitter
This old guy, this boy, this man
Two years ago, he got [Em] him a Twitter account
And that two year period
_ He did one tweet
_ And the tweet was
I'm making rock and roll records _ _
I've been on it for a year and a half
Every week I was hoping for a second tweet
_ _ Never did, never did do another tweet
Here's what's even cooler
_ _ He didn't follow anybody
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ You're crazy, [E] mama
_ Where you been so long? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You're crazy, mama
Where you been so long? _ _
_ _ _ _ Lord have mercy
I just can't see
You're crazy, mama
Coming back to me
You're crazy, mama
_ Where you been so long?
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[Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ [E]
I'm standing on the corner
_ Looking for you, baby
I'm _ _ _ _ _ standing on the corner
_ Looking for you, baby _ _ _ _ _
[Em] Lord have mercy
[E] I just can't see
You're crazy, mama
Coming back to me _
You're crazy, mama
Where you been so long?
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] You _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] know there's a tradition
An old [E] tradition
When a blue man dies, you sing him to heaven
_ [Em] I think that's what we ought to do right now
Everybody in the scene _
_ _ _ Crazy mama
[E] Where you been so long? _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ Crazy mama
Where [E] you been so long? _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] Lord [E] have mercy
I just can't see
You're crazy, mama
Coming back to me
You're crazy, mama
Where you been so long? _ _ _ _ _
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
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Black mascara
L'oreal on the lips
A tribal tattoo
[B] Just above her hips
[A] A honky tonk
Oak cliff woman
Who wears [E] her equal
You know who you are
_ [B] Some things here under [A] heaven
Are [D] just clearer [Em] than air
[B] _ _ _ _ Some things here under heaven
[A] Are just clearer [E] than air _
_ _ _ _ [B] I never met nobody
[A] Who didn't [E] take care _ _
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