Chords for Raymond Fairchild - Turkey in the Straw - Uncle Pen Days 9/26/09 Early

_ _ We're mighty proud to be [A] working with him.
One of the greatest friends I've got in the world.
[G#] If you would, put your hands together and [B] make welcome the [G] legendary Raymond Fairchild. _
Thank you, folks.
Thank you.
Thank you, Wayne, for it.
Before we go on to the next number, I want to tell you what an incident happened
[F#] down in the mountains of western North Carolina not [G#] too awful long ago.
Folks may want to hear about it,
because you know a lot of people [G] down there that are uneducated, [G#] along with [B] myself.
_ Just minding this [F#] girl and boy was getting married in two days.
[B] _ _ _ And they was up on [B] the parkway, _ _ hugging and kissing.
_ _ When the moon shone through the _ [F] light, you know, the windshield,
they hugged and kissed a little more.
[C#] _ And I said to the woman, I said, you know, we're getting married in a couple of days [F] anyhow.
_ _ _ [Gm] Would you like to get in the back [G] seat?
_ [B] She said, no, I want to stay up here with you.
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Turkey and a straw, mama.
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_ Oh, she's taking it.
Oh, my. _
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Turkey and a straw.
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