Chords for Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah - Robert Lund
Tempo:
124.95 bpm
Chords used:
D
Bm
A
F#m
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#m]
[D]
[F#m]
[D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, [F#m] it's me Delilah's lawyer, [D] I am writing to inform you [F#m] there's a third restraining order in [Bm] effect.
[A]
[G] The [A] first two haven't stopped [Bm] you yet, she's [A] quite upset.
[D] May I remind you Tom, [A] my client doesn't like you, yet you [D] keep composing songs for her, which [F#m] means you have the IQ [Bm] of a brick.
[D] You couldn't [A] hit that with [Bm] a stick, please seek [A] help quick.
[D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm]
creep.
[D] Oh we're watching you, [Bm] you creep.
[D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm] freak.
[D]
Oh it's what we do [Bm] all week, all the [D] stupid week.
Do not address [F#m] Delilah's mother as a MILF, and please [D] desist from mailing puppy [F#m] dogs and photos of yourself in plain [Bm] white tees.
[D] And next [A] time put some pants [Bm] on, please.
Nice [A] cottage cheese.
[D] My client's gone in [F#m] hiding halfway across the nation, but [D] you evidently stalked her to [F#m] her undisclosed location [Bm] in New York.
[G] You put it [A] in your [Bm] song, you dork.
We're [A] freaking torked.
[D] Oh we're [A] watching you, you [Bm] creep.
[D] Oh we watch you when [Bm] you sleep.
We [D] watch you when [Bm] you eat.
[C#] [D] Oh we watched you [Bm] take a leak.
[G] A thousand miles seems pretty far, [A] but you've used planes and trains and cars [D] and pogo sticks and segways and a [Bm]
horse.
[G] But we've got warrants out for [A] you, so Romeo, if you try to [D] go near her you'll regret the choice [Bm] of course.
[A] [G] There's lots of guys who'd gladly [A] pay to make your love song go away.
[Bm] They'll quickly take you down without remorse, with deadly [A]
force.
[D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, this [F#m] isn't cause I'm jealous that [D] I left the band for law school while [F#m] you got rich with the fellas with your [Bm]
song.
[G] Here's why [A] I took this [Bm] client on.
[G] Like you [A] I've wanted her [Bm] so long, [E] so it's so nice [A] to sue you [Bm] Tom.
P [A].S. How's Mom?
[D]
[F#m]
[D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, [F#m] it's me Delilah's lawyer, [D] I am writing to inform you [F#m] there's a third restraining order in [Bm] effect.
[A]
[G] The [A] first two haven't stopped [Bm] you yet, she's [A] quite upset.
[D] May I remind you Tom, [A] my client doesn't like you, yet you [D] keep composing songs for her, which [F#m] means you have the IQ [Bm] of a brick.
[D] You couldn't [A] hit that with [Bm] a stick, please seek [A] help quick.
[D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm]
creep.
[D] Oh we're watching you, [Bm] you creep.
[D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm] freak.
[D]
Oh it's what we do [Bm] all week, all the [D] stupid week.
Do not address [F#m] Delilah's mother as a MILF, and please [D] desist from mailing puppy [F#m] dogs and photos of yourself in plain [Bm] white tees.
[D] And next [A] time put some pants [Bm] on, please.
Nice [A] cottage cheese.
[D] My client's gone in [F#m] hiding halfway across the nation, but [D] you evidently stalked her to [F#m] her undisclosed location [Bm] in New York.
[G] You put it [A] in your [Bm] song, you dork.
We're [A] freaking torked.
[D] Oh we're [A] watching you, you [Bm] creep.
[D] Oh we watch you when [Bm] you sleep.
We [D] watch you when [Bm] you eat.
[C#] [D] Oh we watched you [Bm] take a leak.
[G] A thousand miles seems pretty far, [A] but you've used planes and trains and cars [D] and pogo sticks and segways and a [Bm]
horse.
[G] But we've got warrants out for [A] you, so Romeo, if you try to [D] go near her you'll regret the choice [Bm] of course.
[A] [G] There's lots of guys who'd gladly [A] pay to make your love song go away.
[Bm] They'll quickly take you down without remorse, with deadly [A]
force.
[D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, this [F#m] isn't cause I'm jealous that [D] I left the band for law school while [F#m] you got rich with the fellas with your [Bm]
song.
[G] Here's why [A] I took this [Bm] client on.
[G] Like you [A] I've wanted her [Bm] so long, [E] so it's so nice [A] to sue you [Bm] Tom.
P [A].S. How's Mom?
Key:
D
Bm
A
F#m
G
D
Bm
A
_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ [D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, [F#m] it's me Delilah's lawyer, [D] I am writing to inform you [F#m] there's a third restraining order in [Bm] effect.
_ _ [A] _
_ [G] The [A] first two haven't stopped [Bm] you yet, she's [A] quite upset.
_ _ _ [D] May I remind you Tom, [A] my client doesn't like you, yet you [D] keep composing songs for her, which [F#m] means you have the IQ [Bm] of a brick.
_ _ _ [D] You couldn't [A] hit that with [Bm] a stick, please seek [A] help _ quick. _
[D] _ Oh we're watching you, you [Bm]
creep.
_ _ [D] Oh we're watching you, [Bm] you creep. _ _
_ [D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm] freak.
_ _ [D] _
Oh it's what we do [Bm] all week, all the [D] stupid week. _
_ Do not address [F#m] Delilah's mother as a MILF, and please [D] desist from mailing puppy [F#m] dogs and photos of yourself in plain [Bm] white _ tees.
_ [D] And next [A] time put some pants [Bm] on, please.
Nice [A] cottage cheese.
_ _ [D] My client's gone in [F#m] hiding halfway across the nation, but [D] you evidently stalked her to [F#m] her undisclosed location [Bm] in New York.
_ _ [G] You put it [A] in your [Bm] song, you dork.
We're [A] freaking _ torked. _
[D] Oh we're [A] watching you, you [Bm] creep.
_ _ _ [D] Oh we watch you when [Bm] you sleep. _
We [D] _ _ watch you when [Bm] you eat.
[C#] _ [D] Oh we watched you [Bm] take a _ leak.
[G] A thousand miles seems pretty far, [A] but you've used planes and trains and cars [D] and pogo sticks and segways and a [Bm]
horse.
_ _ [G] But we've got warrants out for [A] you, so Romeo, if you try to [D] go near her you'll regret the choice [Bm] of course.
_ [A] _ [G] There's lots of guys who'd gladly [A] pay to make your love song go away.
[Bm] They'll quickly take you down without _ _ remorse, with deadly [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
force.
_ [D] _ Dear Mr.
Higginson, this [F#m] isn't cause I'm jealous that [D] I left the band for law school while [F#m] you got rich with the fellas with your [Bm] _
song.
_ [G] _ Here's why [A] I took this [Bm] client on. _
_ [G] Like you [A] I've wanted her [Bm] so long, _ [E] so it's so nice [A] to sue you [Bm] Tom. _ _
P [A].S. How's Mom?
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ [D] Dear Mr.
Higginson, [F#m] it's me Delilah's lawyer, [D] I am writing to inform you [F#m] there's a third restraining order in [Bm] effect.
_ _ [A] _
_ [G] The [A] first two haven't stopped [Bm] you yet, she's [A] quite upset.
_ _ _ [D] May I remind you Tom, [A] my client doesn't like you, yet you [D] keep composing songs for her, which [F#m] means you have the IQ [Bm] of a brick.
_ _ _ [D] You couldn't [A] hit that with [Bm] a stick, please seek [A] help _ quick. _
[D] _ Oh we're watching you, you [Bm]
creep.
_ _ [D] Oh we're watching you, [Bm] you creep. _ _
_ [D] Oh we're watching you, you [Bm] freak.
_ _ [D] _
Oh it's what we do [Bm] all week, all the [D] stupid week. _
_ Do not address [F#m] Delilah's mother as a MILF, and please [D] desist from mailing puppy [F#m] dogs and photos of yourself in plain [Bm] white _ tees.
_ [D] And next [A] time put some pants [Bm] on, please.
Nice [A] cottage cheese.
_ _ [D] My client's gone in [F#m] hiding halfway across the nation, but [D] you evidently stalked her to [F#m] her undisclosed location [Bm] in New York.
_ _ [G] You put it [A] in your [Bm] song, you dork.
We're [A] freaking _ torked. _
[D] Oh we're [A] watching you, you [Bm] creep.
_ _ _ [D] Oh we watch you when [Bm] you sleep. _
We [D] _ _ watch you when [Bm] you eat.
[C#] _ [D] Oh we watched you [Bm] take a _ leak.
[G] A thousand miles seems pretty far, [A] but you've used planes and trains and cars [D] and pogo sticks and segways and a [Bm]
horse.
_ _ [G] But we've got warrants out for [A] you, so Romeo, if you try to [D] go near her you'll regret the choice [Bm] of course.
_ [A] _ [G] There's lots of guys who'd gladly [A] pay to make your love song go away.
[Bm] They'll quickly take you down without _ _ remorse, with deadly [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
force.
_ [D] _ Dear Mr.
Higginson, this [F#m] isn't cause I'm jealous that [D] I left the band for law school while [F#m] you got rich with the fellas with your [Bm] _
song.
_ [G] _ Here's why [A] I took this [Bm] client on. _
_ [G] Like you [A] I've wanted her [Bm] so long, _ [E] so it's so nice [A] to sue you [Bm] Tom. _ _
P [A].S. How's Mom?
_ _ _ _ _ _
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