Chords for Rebel Son - The Underground Poetic Justice System
Tempo:
87.85 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Em
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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All of you politicians and [G] all of you rich big shot businessmen who are always [C] traveling around.
Y'all just don't have any [Em] idea what goes down while you're [D] out of town.
[Em] While you're busy making bullshit [G] laws and more interested in [C] making a buck.
[A] Your wives are home alone calling [G] us on the phone and telling us they want to fuck.
You've all always looked down on us poor folks since [C] time began.
Oh he's just another [G] nobody low life hayseed hillbilly [D] working man.
So long [Em] ago we [G] banded together and we've been sticking it [C] back to you.
[D] We all keep your women [G] satisfied [D] since you're not [G] able to.
[Bm] [C] Yes we take care of business too [G] that's what we do.
[C] We take care of the needs of [G] women married to piles of shit [D] like you.
So you say you just [Em] got home to find your [G] wife wearing her a big shit eating [C] grin.
[D] The underground [G] poetic justice system strikes again.
We provide a service just like you and yes we're quite [C] successful too.
Cause we all know [G] you've all got much more important [D] shit to do.
So just how does [Bm] it sit in your stomach [G] to know your woman's laid up with some [C] redneck.
[D] You're the one to blame are [G] you ashamed she's a victim of neglect.
So while you're off playing golf making some dumb ass [C] business deal.
[G] [C] We're in your house in [G] your own bed making [D] your wife squeal.
[Bm] Like you we're [G] part of a system too and help ladies that need [C] a little love.
[D] So you could say in a way [G] like you we've got [D] our own little country club.
Cause [C] we take care of business too that's what we do.
[Bm] We [C] take care of the needs of women [G] married to piles [D] of shit like you.
So you say [Em] you just got home to find your [G] woman with fresh nut blown all [C] over them.
[D]
The underground poetic justice system strikes [G] again.
So if you go away and you don't take your [C] woman along.
Then [D] don't be [G] surprised if one of us has his way with her the [D] whole time you're gone.
[Em] Yes sir if you [G] take that trip and you don't [C] take your wife.
[D] One of our own is in [C] your home [D] and one of us is living [G] your life.
So if any of you many women are left alone at home with [C] nothing to do.
[D] Feel free to give us a [G] ring we'd sure love to hear from [D] and come see you.
[Em] Don't worry if you [G] don't get us just leave a message we'll [C] call you back.
And [E] then we'll send a representative to your [D] home to pick up your [G] man slack.
[C] Cause we take care of business [G] too that's what we do.
[Bm] We specialize [C] in picking up [G] another man's slack that did shit just [D] like you.
[C]
Ma'am I've come [G] to service you tonight.
Yes sir come [C] right on in.
[D] The [C] underground poetic [D] justice system [G] strikes again.
Can you do that to me again?
Oh yes [C] ma'am I can.
[D] The underground poetic justice system strikes again.
[G] Yes the underground poetic justice system [C] strikes again.
And again.
[G] And again.
So keep in mind the very next time you find [C] yourself looking [G] down.
On some [E] rough looking poor dirty working class [C] redneck man.
[E] Just think that he just might have climbed off [G] your wife.
[E] And done a much better job than you can.
Y'all just don't have any [Em] idea what goes down while you're [D] out of town.
[Em] While you're busy making bullshit [G] laws and more interested in [C] making a buck.
[A] Your wives are home alone calling [G] us on the phone and telling us they want to fuck.
You've all always looked down on us poor folks since [C] time began.
Oh he's just another [G] nobody low life hayseed hillbilly [D] working man.
So long [Em] ago we [G] banded together and we've been sticking it [C] back to you.
[D] We all keep your women [G] satisfied [D] since you're not [G] able to.
[Bm] [C] Yes we take care of business too [G] that's what we do.
[C] We take care of the needs of [G] women married to piles of shit [D] like you.
So you say you just [Em] got home to find your [G] wife wearing her a big shit eating [C] grin.
[D] The underground [G] poetic justice system strikes again.
We provide a service just like you and yes we're quite [C] successful too.
Cause we all know [G] you've all got much more important [D] shit to do.
So just how does [Bm] it sit in your stomach [G] to know your woman's laid up with some [C] redneck.
[D] You're the one to blame are [G] you ashamed she's a victim of neglect.
So while you're off playing golf making some dumb ass [C] business deal.
[G] [C] We're in your house in [G] your own bed making [D] your wife squeal.
[Bm] Like you we're [G] part of a system too and help ladies that need [C] a little love.
[D] So you could say in a way [G] like you we've got [D] our own little country club.
Cause [C] we take care of business too that's what we do.
[Bm] We [C] take care of the needs of women [G] married to piles [D] of shit like you.
So you say [Em] you just got home to find your [G] woman with fresh nut blown all [C] over them.
[D]
The underground poetic justice system strikes [G] again.
So if you go away and you don't take your [C] woman along.
Then [D] don't be [G] surprised if one of us has his way with her the [D] whole time you're gone.
[Em] Yes sir if you [G] take that trip and you don't [C] take your wife.
[D] One of our own is in [C] your home [D] and one of us is living [G] your life.
So if any of you many women are left alone at home with [C] nothing to do.
[D] Feel free to give us a [G] ring we'd sure love to hear from [D] and come see you.
[Em] Don't worry if you [G] don't get us just leave a message we'll [C] call you back.
And [E] then we'll send a representative to your [D] home to pick up your [G] man slack.
[C] Cause we take care of business [G] too that's what we do.
[Bm] We specialize [C] in picking up [G] another man's slack that did shit just [D] like you.
[C]
Ma'am I've come [G] to service you tonight.
Yes sir come [C] right on in.
[D] The [C] underground poetic [D] justice system [G] strikes again.
Can you do that to me again?
Oh yes [C] ma'am I can.
[D] The underground poetic justice system strikes again.
[G] Yes the underground poetic justice system [C] strikes again.
And again.
[G] And again.
So keep in mind the very next time you find [C] yourself looking [G] down.
On some [E] rough looking poor dirty working class [C] redneck man.
[E] Just think that he just might have climbed off [G] your wife.
[E] And done a much better job than you can.
Key:
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C
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_ _ _ All of you politicians and [G] all of you rich big shot businessmen who are always [C] traveling around.
Y'all just don't have any [Em] idea what goes down while you're [D] out of town.
[Em] While you're busy making bullshit [G] laws and more interested in [C] making a buck.
[A] Your wives are home alone calling [G] us on the phone and telling us they want to fuck.
_ You've all always looked down on us poor folks since [C] time began. _
Oh he's just another [G] nobody low life hayseed hillbilly [D] working man.
So long [Em] ago we [G] banded together and we've been sticking it [C] back to you.
_ [D] We all keep your women [G] satisfied [D] since you're not [G] able to.
_ _ [Bm] [C] Yes we take care of business too [G] that's what we do.
[C] We take care of the needs of [G] women married to piles of shit [D] like you.
So you say you just [Em] got home to find your [G] wife wearing her a big shit eating [C] grin. _
_ [D] The underground [G] poetic justice system strikes again.
_ _ _ We provide a service just like you and yes we're quite [C] successful too. _
Cause we all know [G] you've all got much more important [D] shit to do.
So just how does [Bm] it sit in your stomach [G] to know your woman's laid up with some [C] redneck.
_ [D] You're the one to blame are [G] you ashamed she's a victim of neglect.
_ So while you're off playing golf making some dumb ass [C] business deal.
_ [G] [C] We're in your house in [G] your own bed making [D] your wife squeal. _
[Bm] Like you we're [G] part of a system too and help ladies that need [C] a little love.
[D] So you could say in a way [G] like you we've got [D] our own little country club.
_ Cause [C] we take care of business too that's what we do.
[Bm] We [C] take care of the needs of women [G] married to piles [D] of shit like you.
So you say [Em] you just got home to find your [G] woman with fresh nut blown all [C] over them.
_ [D]
The underground poetic justice system strikes [G] again. _
_ _ _ So if you go away and you don't take your [C] woman along.
Then [D] don't be [G] surprised if one of us has his way with her the [D] whole time you're gone.
[Em] Yes sir if you [G] take that trip and you don't [C] take your wife.
[D] One of our own is in [C] your home [D] and one of us is living [G] your life.
So if any of you many women are left alone at home with [C] nothing to do.
[D] Feel free to give us a [G] ring we'd sure love to hear from [D] and come see you.
_ [Em] Don't worry if you [G] don't get us just leave a message we'll [C] call you back.
And [E] then we'll send a representative to your [D] home to pick up your [G] man slack.
_ [C] Cause we take care of business [G] too that's what we do.
[Bm] We specialize [C] in picking up [G] another man's slack that did shit just [D] like you.
_ _ _ _ [C]
Ma'am I've come [G] to service you tonight.
Yes sir come [C] right on in.
_ [D] The [C] underground poetic [D] justice system [G] strikes again.
_ Can you do that to me again?
Oh yes [C] ma'am I can.
[D] The underground poetic justice system strikes again.
_ [G] Yes the underground poetic justice system [C] strikes again.
And again.
_ [G] And again. _ _
_ _ _ _ So _ _ keep in mind the very next time you find [C] yourself looking [G] down.
On some [E] rough looking poor dirty working class [C] redneck man.
[E] Just think that he just might have climbed off [G] your wife.
[E] And done a much better job than you can. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Y'all just don't have any [Em] idea what goes down while you're [D] out of town.
[Em] While you're busy making bullshit [G] laws and more interested in [C] making a buck.
[A] Your wives are home alone calling [G] us on the phone and telling us they want to fuck.
_ You've all always looked down on us poor folks since [C] time began. _
Oh he's just another [G] nobody low life hayseed hillbilly [D] working man.
So long [Em] ago we [G] banded together and we've been sticking it [C] back to you.
_ [D] We all keep your women [G] satisfied [D] since you're not [G] able to.
_ _ [Bm] [C] Yes we take care of business too [G] that's what we do.
[C] We take care of the needs of [G] women married to piles of shit [D] like you.
So you say you just [Em] got home to find your [G] wife wearing her a big shit eating [C] grin. _
_ [D] The underground [G] poetic justice system strikes again.
_ _ _ We provide a service just like you and yes we're quite [C] successful too. _
Cause we all know [G] you've all got much more important [D] shit to do.
So just how does [Bm] it sit in your stomach [G] to know your woman's laid up with some [C] redneck.
_ [D] You're the one to blame are [G] you ashamed she's a victim of neglect.
_ So while you're off playing golf making some dumb ass [C] business deal.
_ [G] [C] We're in your house in [G] your own bed making [D] your wife squeal. _
[Bm] Like you we're [G] part of a system too and help ladies that need [C] a little love.
[D] So you could say in a way [G] like you we've got [D] our own little country club.
_ Cause [C] we take care of business too that's what we do.
[Bm] We [C] take care of the needs of women [G] married to piles [D] of shit like you.
So you say [Em] you just got home to find your [G] woman with fresh nut blown all [C] over them.
_ [D]
The underground poetic justice system strikes [G] again. _
_ _ _ So if you go away and you don't take your [C] woman along.
Then [D] don't be [G] surprised if one of us has his way with her the [D] whole time you're gone.
[Em] Yes sir if you [G] take that trip and you don't [C] take your wife.
[D] One of our own is in [C] your home [D] and one of us is living [G] your life.
So if any of you many women are left alone at home with [C] nothing to do.
[D] Feel free to give us a [G] ring we'd sure love to hear from [D] and come see you.
_ [Em] Don't worry if you [G] don't get us just leave a message we'll [C] call you back.
And [E] then we'll send a representative to your [D] home to pick up your [G] man slack.
_ [C] Cause we take care of business [G] too that's what we do.
[Bm] We specialize [C] in picking up [G] another man's slack that did shit just [D] like you.
_ _ _ _ [C]
Ma'am I've come [G] to service you tonight.
Yes sir come [C] right on in.
_ [D] The [C] underground poetic [D] justice system [G] strikes again.
_ Can you do that to me again?
Oh yes [C] ma'am I can.
[D] The underground poetic justice system strikes again.
_ [G] Yes the underground poetic justice system [C] strikes again.
And again.
_ [G] And again. _ _
_ _ _ _ So _ _ keep in mind the very next time you find [C] yourself looking [G] down.
On some [E] rough looking poor dirty working class [C] redneck man.
[E] Just think that he just might have climbed off [G] your wife.
[E] And done a much better job than you can. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _