Chords for Record Breakers (Original 70's Version)

_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Bb] Record [C] breaker _
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] If you're the [Eb] tallest, the [Ab] smallest, if [G] you beat them all
[C] If you're the [Eb] fattest, the [Ab] thinnest, if you [G] always win
If [C] you're the fastest, [Eb] the slowest, [Ab] if you [G] really go
Then [C] you're a record breaker
_ _ _ [G] A record maker
_ _ [C] _ [C] You're a record breaker _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] If [C] you're the best, [Eb] the worst, [Abm] longest, [G] immersed
If [C] you're the base, [Eb] the ace, [Ab] furthest [G] in space
If you [C] can score [Eb] more [Ab] than a [D] birdie ball
Then [C] you're a record breaker
[Cm] _ _ _ [G] You're a record maker
_ _ _ You're a record breaker
_ _ _ [C] If _
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
you [Em] can fly [F] like a bird
_ [Dm] _ _ If you [Em] can play the highest [F] note ever
[Bb] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ If you [B] can swim [Em] the Atlantic
_ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ [C] Then the records, _ [F] _
they would [G] go frantic _ _ _
_ _ _ _ If [C] you're the rarest, [Eb] the [Ab] fairest, groomed, the [G] longest hair
If [C] you're the oldest, [D] the boldest, [Ab] got the [G] most gold
If [C] you're the newest, [Cm] the fewest, largest [G] tattoo
Then [C] you're a record breaker
[Cm] _ _ _ [G] You're a record maker
_ _ _ You're a record breaker
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _
If [Em] you could lift _ [F] 20 tons
_ [Dm] _ If you could [Em] _
score [F] 99 _ _ ,000 runs
[Bb] _ _ [Em] The whole [F] sporting world would [Em] _ applaud it _ _
[G] _ [C] The McWorters, _ _ [F] _
[E] they would [G] record _ it _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ _ If [Db] you're the [E] wildest, the [A] mildest, [Ab] cleverest child
If [Db] you're the strongest, [E] longest, [A] never [Ab] been wrong
If [Db] you're the latest, [Dbm] the greatest, [A] then you [Ab] can say
That [Db] you're a record breaker
[Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] You're a record maker
_ _ [Db] _ [Db] You're a record breaker
[Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[E] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _