Chords for Red Flags for Guitar Players 🚩🚩🚩

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_ _ _ _ _ Hey guys, this is Blaze here at Five Star Guitars in Portland, Oregon.
I think I'm going to buy a guitar today, but I have pretty high standards, so we'll see. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Who's that guy talking to? _ _ _
_ _ _ Pretty sick store, I've got to say. _
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Pretty cool.
_ [Bb] _ [Gm] Can I get you a tuner?
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Uh, no man.
I'm just going to tune [Bb] this by ear.
_ [Gb] _ Sounds about right.
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[C] _ [B] You know, my best friend's actually a drummer. _ _ _
_ [Ab] I always put my reverb before my delay.
Modulation, obviously, always before distortion.
I also put my tuner at the [Bb] end of the signal path.
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Gb] _ [D] Oh yeah, I know how to read sheet music.
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_ [Gm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] Maple, ebony, rosewood, alder.
I don't know what people learn.
Tonewood does not affect the sound of a guitar.
Bunch of sheet, man. _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Let me put that back [B] for you.
Dude, I've hung up a guitar [Em] before. _ _
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[Bb] _ Man, pretty cool, [Eb] pretty cool.
Obviously, tone knobs are turned up because the tone knobs don't really do anything.
I always leave them on 10. _
[E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ [Am] _ _
[Gb] Jimmy Page, cool guitar man, but like, he's kind of overrated.
Look at those sloppy live.
_ _ [C] Why would you actually practice?
Like, [D] does this sound musical?
_ [B] _ [Ab] Why are you going to run scales?
Just [Bb] play from your heart.
Play with some [Dm] feeling, you know.
_ [Gb] _ Hear that bend?
[B] That's from in here.
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[C] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
Who [C] would honestly use a metronome?
It takes away the entire human element of the music.
_ [E] Stupid. _ _ _ _ _
[Em] Hold on.
Nobody ever has the right settings dialed in, so they don't know how to [Gb] dial in an amp.
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[N] _ _ Yeah, I'm going to buy this. _
This baby's going to be perfect for my coffee shop gig. _ _ _ _
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